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| nighcrawler | PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:16 pm | |
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Location: Lansing, Michigan | | i am currently working on my opener right now and i like to know what you guys think be as critical as you like. heres my example
Me: hi you look like your an expert i just need to ask you a real quick question because I'm about to leave in a couple minutes
HB1000- ok~
Me: A man was at a bar feeling poor he sees a rich man take 50′s out his pocket to pay the cashier.The poor man says to the rich man “I know all the songs known to man.” The rich man laughed and said,”I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can’t sing a song with my daughter’s name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson.” The poor man went home rich and the rich man went home poor. What song did the man sing?
i'll give you three guesses.
HB1000-ummm baby by justin bieber
me: ummmm......no
hb1000- ....i don't really know
me- girl its song called happy birthday!! what in the hell is wrong with you? >< (in a cocky way)
HB1000 omg omg omg omg hahahahaha
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| DaveUrkel (BlackWhitePU) | PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:48 pm | |
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Location: Philadelphia | | Eh. Not that great, but it could sorta work. How often do u actually approach? You need to actually just start trying openers and seeing for itself if they work. That's the only way to get better. Fuck making the perfect opener b4 u go out. Nothing will be perfect. You COULD make this opener work, just the same way you COULD make almost any opener work. Go do it.
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| nighcrawler | PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:00 pm | |
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Location: Lansing, Michigan | | i haven't manage to approach a lot because i had a lot of work to do.
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| DaveUrkel (BlackWhitePU) | PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:11 pm | |
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| Skuzzle1008 | PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:48 am | |
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Location: Connecticut | | I don't know if I'd use this as an opener. Maybe as a way to get her to laugh a bit mid convo when she's more comfortable around you.
I think openers should be quick. After that then you can jump into a routine.
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| #1 Jish | PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:14 pm | |
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Posts: 310 | | what can I say.....yes it is an intriguing riddle but as soon as i heard the punch line I was thinking "pfft lame" and your HB1000 wont be as nice as me
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| <Aeron> | PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:14 pm | |
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Location: Brisbane, Australia | | No dice.
It starts out ok, but collapses with the Happy Birthday at the end.
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