- fuck stress, have sex (funny i giv u that would get them talking unless there in a bad mood in which case u just fucked up completely bye bye none for u)
- I wanna kiss ur lips ..Then ur mouth (; (seriously seriously unless there already attracted to you, as a txt to a girl you dnt really no this just makes you seem like an arsehole who wants one thing )
- I wonder how ur lips feel (this is better slightly more suttle and the best in this list by a mile...)
- is that sweat running down ur theighs or? (again this is horriable unless she is high energy laughing and already making sexual and dirty jokes your not getting away with it to a girl that has no attraction to you its just sick )
- wishin' we could fuck slow (lol wtf good luck would be a laugh recon it could work even with a complete stranger if you played it very well and very confident but not a text line i dnt think )
- I can do the alphabet with my tounge (eeehhhh yea thats all im saying )
- I can unwrap a starburst with my tounge (starburst wow lets go play on the swings and drink one can of beer to get drunk HOW OLD ARE YOU!!!)
- u have a fuckable mouth. (and your an arsehole who wants only one thing again )
if your talking to a girl you dnt really no and want to attract randoms lines u need to send have to be playful and not sexual my favourite...
-How my favourite trouble maker today
if you have known them for a while but never tried anything i use
-BTW i found your underwear in my car again, i no you find me very attractive but spongebob underwear really!!!(this one often gets me a WTF lol to which i reply often reply)
ME:"crap that was ment to go to your mum whoops"
HER: oh your grosss
ME: yea thats what you get for not texting me in ages now when you coming to see me and pick up sponge bob lol
its plays out well from there normally lol worryingly but it works alot :/ lol
thats my 2 cents anyway
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