Tonight is mardi gras an although its a gay pride celebration the streets are filled with people just trying to party it up in the city (i'm straight). Im just wondering, short notice is there any suggestions about how to open woman tonight?

I got a bunch of ideas i plan to talk about eg. 'omg how funny are gay people? aren't they just the sweetest and friendly people ever?' (something i actually believe) and then from this i can mention how my female friend Viki has hooked up with girls before but is not gay and sais its different for girls then guys to do that etc and discuss from there. i also got a bunch of openers just for the night but yeah any suggestions would be good, Cheers