Top 10 "FRESH PRINCE" Pick Up Lines - Really Funny



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:47 pm 
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No.10 - "How about some fries..."
The Fresh Prince never wasted any time. The moment an attractive woman crossed his path he was ready with a line like this one: "Yo, yo, yo, baby! How about some fries to go with that shake?" Sure, you've heard it before and, yes, delivering a line like that in real life would probably land you a slap in the face, but Will Smith was somehow able to deliver the corniest of pickup lines in a way that made us laugh with him, not at him.

No.9 - "I know your feet must be tired..."

The Fresh Prince had the ability to make even the most rehearsed line seem spontaneous: "Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day!" Today, these lines are classics (or is that relics?), but Fresh could make even a well-known line seem, um, fresh. It was all in his delivery. Often, Will didn't so much speak his pickup lines as scream them or shout them. Calling out lines from across the room, Smith's character commanded attention in a way few could.

No.8 - "Actually baby, you got it..."
Prince also never let an opportunity for flirting pass him by. Prowling around Bel-Air Academy in his trademark inside-out blazer, no pretty girl went unacknowledged. On at least one occasion, a girl took offense when Will hit on her and told him off: "Maybe you should try talking to me like a human being. OK? Got it?" But a little adversity never kept Will down. "Actually baby, you got it, but I take donations." You've got to love the persistence. Prince's single-minded pursuit of phone numbers was definitely praiseworthy.

No.7 - "That torch you been carrying..."

A certain half-serious cockiness was another of Prince's characteristic traits. It was the only thing that made his ridiculous pickups possible. Fresh Prince was always playing at self-absorption -- feigning arrogance. His line, "Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more," is a typical example. While we never recommend you try any of Prince's lines yourself, you can still take something away from the Fresh Prince's Cocky & Funny routine. Smith has fun with flirtation; he's never daunted, and never discouraged.

No.6 - "Baby, forget tonight..."
In one classic episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will attends a Halloween party where he runs into a cute waitress named Cindy. She shows up at the party asking Will if she can be his date for the night. Will responds, "Baby, forget tonight, let's block out the next 50 years!" The line brings to mind another of Prince's best qualities: His lines were never disrespectful and always playful, reflecting a genuine appreciation for beautiful women. It's part of what made the Fresh Prince such an appealing character.


No.5 - "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me ..."

Our favorite Fresh Prince pickup lines demonstrate Will's unshakable confidence, such as when he informs a hot classmate, "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Even better, Prince follows up this beauty of a line with another: "I might consider letting you be with me." That's our boy.

No.4 - "Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like..."
Manning the grill at a backyard barbecue, Prince holds court, saying to a girl in a swimsuit, "Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrapped up in some 'Have Mercy,' with a side of 'Unghm!'" Will could express his undying love for a girl and yet be completely unfazed when she shot him down. That was the paradox of the Fresh Prince. He was always utterly infatuated with the girl he was hitting on -- until the next girl came along.

No.3 - "Hey girl, you look so good..."

Several of the top 10 Fresh Prince pickup lines have one thing in common: absurdity. They're the ones that crack us up, the ones that come from out of nowhere. Take, for example, the line, "Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family." What does that even mean? Wouldn't being a girl's homosexual brother-in-law make it more difficult to get with her? The whole thing is nonsensical; it's completely insane, and it's exactly the kind of line the makes us love the Fresh Prince.

No.2 - "Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant..."

Fresh Prince's pickup lines might not get you any girls, but they'll definitely make you laugh. In fact, sometimes, it seemed like enjoying the joke was more important to Prince than getting the girl. Consider this line: "Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!" Classic. Fresh was just as interested in entertaining himself as he was in impressing the ladies.

No.1 - "I think I've seen your picture somewhere before..."

Fresh Prince pickup lines were always delivered with a combination of humor, confidence, absurdity, and enthusiasm. Maintaining a balance of fearless and funny, Prince got as much tail as the family sitcom genre would allow. His passion for the pickup is epitomized by his line: "I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!'" Because we can't help but laugh every time we hear it, this line tops our list of the top 10 Fresh Prince pickup lines.

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Will Smith is awesome, especially in the fresh Prince. You should check out the PUA-subtitled youtube video of his pick-up in Hitch, he's really good.


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i love that show! i think if u ever get down on yourself u should watch that show..cuz dont matter how many times a girl shot him down he would always bring his game!!

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