Ok, here is a opener that i made up and my friend tested it in the field yesterday when he was asking me if i knew any new openers he could try in the bar. I call it " The foreign magician "

PUA: Hey girls, quick question, than i have to go back to my friends. Did you noticed what happened near the dance floor few minutes ago?!
HB: No, what?
PUA: Well there was this hilarious foreign guy who was dressed up as a magician. He had all the stuff like a black cape, a top hat, fake mustache and a wooden long magic wang. You guys really didnt see this??
HB: No
PUA: Oh, thats a shame. Well anyway, this guy somewhere from Chile went to talk to four hot girls who were sitting at the table. Right? After he had entered the table he asked one of the girls to participate in to his magic trick. Still with me?
HB: yes
PUA: im not so sure if i should tell this story... it was pretty embarrassing for him... ( little teasing )
HB: No no, tell us
PUA: hmmm... well ok. So this guy had now a hot women holding a deck of cards. Im not sure what he tried to do but i saw this chick pulling one card from the deck and placeing it into her forehead. Now this funny guy started to wave his long magic wang and tried to pull something from his cape but because the wang was too long it got stucked and finally managed to poke the wang straight to the girls eye
HB: hehe
PUA: So now this girl started to scream and this magician just paniced because few doorkeepers grabbed him and tried to throw him out. It was pretty magical moment

[ Johnny B ]

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When you lose, don't lose the lesson. ~Author Unknown
Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small. ~Ruth Gendler

It's quite a funny and interesting story and I'm sure she has never heard it before, but to be honest a simple cocky and funny gesture about her or her friends can be just as if not more effective if you have belief. If this thing actually works it's because you have 100% belief that it does.

Ok, just came back from the club and man, i have to say, this story was golden!!!! I REALLY REALLY SUGGEST THIS!!!!!

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When you lose, don't lose the lesson. ~Author Unknown
Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small. ~Ruth Gendler

Sounds fun lol, i'll be sure to try out sometime

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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

i can see where this would go dead wrong:

PUA: im not so sure if i should tell this story... it was pretty embarrassing for him... ( little teasing )
HB: (shrugs) ok. (turns back around)

Yesterday i opened every set succesfully with this ( + my wing used it too with high succes ) but i understand your point and if you feel insecure about that part you can just drop it off
It works great about DHV story allso!

[ Johnny B ]

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When you lose, don't lose the lesson. ~Author Unknown
Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small. ~Ruth Gendler

ye thats a good opener, its so detailed tha it wudnt sound as if you where making it up just to Pick up, its under the radar an gets a conversation going