I was wondering if this would be a good opener need advice i might try it in the field and post anyway see how it goes:

Me: Hey I've gotta meet my mates in a second, but Ive got a question and I need a womens perspective.

HB: Okay.

Me: Do you think Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite or not? Cause should I be attracted to her or just confused Im not quite so sure.

HB: haha..

If you think its rubbish or would work in the field would like the feedback cheers!

Accent

field test it

worst thing that happens is you get shut down

then you no not to do it again

Try five times. All fail - dont redo. One time is bound to fail, since it's new material. And if OP was pro, he wouldnt ask if it was a good opener. Try it five times to be sure.

OnT: I don't really get what you're talking about. "attracted" or "confused"? English isnt my primary language, but perhaps I'm just being a retard SPAM.
Anyway, I like the humour. Delivered right, it will cause surprise and laughter.

I'd go for:

You: Do you think Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite or not? My friend think shes hot, but I just don't get it.

HB Shes hot / why u ask me /asdf / *ignore*

Probable #2nd line: Well, my friend's a girl. And I know she's not a lesbian. So the only logical think would be if Gaga is a male.

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DeAngelo: What's up fool?
AFC: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

That actually sounds like it could work quite well... Let me know how the testing goes.

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I think its good.

Females love to talk, especially about touchy subjects, celebritys and gossip type shit, & this is all of them.

& just use that, then segway into a lil game & a number close.