| Well i know my posts on here are few and far between but i am a busy guy, recently i have been sarging 2 and 3 times a week aswel as workin 5 days a week and playing with my band twice a week, hectic times.
But on this sunny saturday morning in the south of england i have a story for you all that you may be able to use in your everyday life...
I think fast, and that has come in handy over time but never more so than last night. About an hour ago a girl with knowledge of the mystery method left my house to do the walk of shame, so lets track back about 13 hours.
10pm: As i walk through a near full bar in brighton i see my target, the 3 second rule kicked in and as i passed i casually looked over my shoulder and dropped a question:
me: hey, you girls might be able to help me with something, what do you prefer in a guy, smile or eyes, me and my friend are arguin because i have nice eyes but he rekons his smile is more attractive?
hb8: the mystery method doesnt work on me, my boyfriend told me all about it! (shit test maybe?)
hb7: whats the mystery method
me: its a technique for picking up women, one that i am fond of, and wouldnt you prefer a guy to have a few interesting routines than the same old tried and tested shit? ok i will drop the technique, how about i play a game with you and if you win, i will buy you both a drink.
hb8: and if you win? (she seemed to forget that i was using canned material pretty quick and she obviously didnt know that much as see what comes next)
me: if i win..you buy me a drink, its simple, i ask you five questions and all you have to do is lie, no tricks
the five questions game proceeded and she lost, she refused to buy me a drink, so i said fine, all you have to do is give me a spin (holding out my hand) she took my hand, got up out of the booth and as she spun i stole her seat...sneaky of me, now i was locked in.
me: i can only stay for a minute because we are moving on but how about i tell you all about yourself in about 3 minutes, just from a few questions.
hb7: yeh right
(she was gettin bored)
me: shes a cocky one isnt she (droppin her a wink)
me:oh my friend is here, this is the guy with the smile (droppin the hb8 a wink)
-in steps my wing
i run the cube on the hb7, and immediated the hb8 wants her turn, shes hooked..
me: we are moving on now, why dont you girls come with us and you can get me that drink you owe me
hb8: no i gave you a spin
they left with us, and joined us at a few bars and then to the beach for the fireworks. having lost all track of the fact that she "has" a boyfriend and that the mystery method didnt work on her....apparently, she got cold on the beach and snuggled in, ioi and kino, she kept playin with her hair as the conversation proceeded, ioi, i ran a few more techniques (including my signature thumb war) on here including abit of anchoring with some nlp and as we walked to the taxi rank we invited them back with us for a few after drinks...no promises and complete discretion ofcourse fellas
well you can fill in the rest of the details but there is how strong mystery's shit is! if you have confidence and can think on your feet there is nothing to stop you! im out in brighton again tonight and if any fellas would like to sarge i am always looking to learn new techniques that other guys have used, my shit is tried and tested in the field and would be more than happy to give my secrets away to someone that is confident enough not to kill a set in 2 words!
peace love and empathy from one humble lover of the female form
Kardinal _________________ peace, love and empathy
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