Aye y`all the last few months that i started sarging i always used up canned openers, so i decided to man up and make up my own, so please tell me what you guys think.

"Hey quick opinion here, on the first date what do you girls order? Like something big or small, a bowl of salad or a platter of steak.( If they say salad, you can respond by saying wow your so self conscious, if they say steak, respond dang girl who are you trying to impress.) Well i was asking because i heard this study that said, if a girl orders something small she is trying to impress the guy, like a salad, or a simple bowl of soup, what do you girls think?"

please tell me what you think of it, opinions of any sort is appreciated!!!

-Fate Adams

I just might actually use this tonight. This looks like an opener that has potential. We should seriously always be coming up with our own openers because canned material will only work for so long and get tiresome after a while.