Me: *as walking by just about to pass turn over shoulder adressing the whole group* Excuse Me I need your Opion on something.. *very breaf pause* What do you think of these? *thows hands out palms up* Not the hands. The Nails. *flips hands over*

Group responds... I Love Hate don't care... doesnt matter

Me: Well see My Kid sister painted them when i was over.... She had been begging me the whole time i was over their... Now seeing how i hardly see her because I travel alot and being a loving big brother I let her... Problem is I dont know if this is really my color.


This is the first one I wrote as amatter of a fact i was waking up lying in bed when I thougth of it... So I leaped out of bed for my note book and pen. Let me know what you think.... I think there are at least two DHV spikes in there and mainy threads came come of that.

I really travel alot and have meet some really kick ass people like one of the stunt men from I am Legend tought me how to drink a year befor the movie was made... I have a freind who has been on a crazy Japanise show Called Ninja warror Twice.

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3 second rule isn't just for parkour any more!

If your body language is good I guess you could pull it off. But pleaaase try thinking off openers that are true. It will give you at least 15 min of convo material if your routine is a true story. AlexanderPrime from PUAtraing demostrated this to me with an exercise and it was a powerfull eye-opener.

Other than that i like it

Its all true save my sister didn't paint my nails.. I did.

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OK, this really bugs me. "I need your opinion", "can I get an opinion", "I need a female opinion"... anything that begins with something like that is lame. Sorry. It just isn't natural, I mean who talks like that? If I wanna know what a girl thinks of something (and I don't, because I like what I like), I'd say "hey check this out..." or "Hey take a look at this for a second..." and just go from there.

For the record, using false time constraints in the opener sucks balls aswell. I'll mention my friends throughout the conversation but doing it straight away just seems tryhard. It's like, "hey guys don't wory! I'm gonna go in a minute so relax... ok now I can show you how awesome I am without you worrying about how long I'm gonna be here for cos you'll see that I'm awesome" rather than actually just being awesome. That makes sense, right?

I honestly don't see the point in openers anymore, simply saying "Hi" will suffice, even Mystery said this on Conan 'O' Brian. Openers as far as I see it complicate things far too much.

In a loud club, talking so much just as an intro will DLV and in day game it will just come off as wierd.

I'm not completely against them but playing them out so much is really far too analytical.

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Your momma's so fat when she walked past the TV she was going to the kitchen to get cake 'cos she's fat.