So check this out?! I'm in a club with some other friends who kinda have some game but are still AFC's, and I'm at the bar and this girl comes up to me...

HB: Hey, wanna buy be a drink *seductive look*

Me: Yeah sorry but I'm pretty sure that you should be buying ME a drink...

HB: Oh? And why is that?

Me: Because you want me and because im outa money

HB: *pauses for a moment* Whats your choice?

Me: Corona

HB: Done

AND SHE BOUGHT ME A DRINK! Not only that but we ended up going to second base in the bathrooms! Got a number close too! I was just wondering if you thought that the whole "you want me" bit was too much of a risk and would be worth keeping (and trying some more) or was it just the girl? I think the main thing that helped was that when I said it, i said it with confidence.

Though it worked and initially sounds good, it sounds needy.

If a girl asks you to buy her a drink, ask the bartender, "A glass of tap water for my friend."

When she calls you on it, say, "Only the best for my girl."

You could use this for so many things..."Look, the only way you are getting me into bed is if you are stone cold sober and I am drunk."..."You need to be sober to drive me to your place."..."I don't want you having to cook me breakfast with a hangover."..."If you drink alcohol, these other guys will look better to you. You find one that looks like Brad Pitt after a few beers. You'll take him home. You'll wake up next to Mr. Bean. And nine months later, you'll give birth to Chewbacca. I think you should stay sober so I am the only good looking guy you see."

Thats perfect! Yeah I knew there was something wrong with it but it was thinking on my feet sort of thing and I couldnt think of anything. Thanks for the advice! Im going clubbing again this weekend so ill try those!