Hey guys this is my first post been lurking for a few days now meet this HB online and she basically shot me down because I'm like a year younger than her, but she kept talking to me soooo maybe I still have a chance?

Me: Should take down your pic just saying...

HB9: ??? what makes you say that

Me:I'm jking you're quite adorable, just hope you're
not psycho

HB9: hahaha

Me: You look like you'd be a teacher, you have this look like
"I wanna save the world one person at a time"

HB9: oh jeez LOL! i've never heard that before

Me: That's because I'm special =)

if you're not a teacher then what's your major?

HB9: take a guess

Me: Bachelors degree is psychology.

HB9: nope, although i might've found that to be interesting.
communications

Me: That was going to be my next guess (no really! lol) I'm an
English Major with a minor in teaching it as a second
language, what sort of thing can you do with that major?

so have I charmed you yet?

(a few minutes passed)

Guess not oh well haha

HB9: you seen like a cool cat, but young. anyways... best of luck
to you hun

Me: what does age have to do with anything? I'm like a year
younger than you haha

HB9: lol well hey if you want to chit chat, i'm down

I would describe it as sailing into an ice burg but you can salvage it.Ha, I would totally play around with this.

"So you're aware I'm younger than you and you want to chit chat? What are you a pedophile?'

" Your down? what does that mean? down syndrome? I thought you had that look about you"

And then carry on with something that engages her / she can reply to like a question.