Hey guys, I'd really appreciate some input/feedback with this one. I used a cocky/funny "template" that I've compiled from a couple of profile samples - hope we don't go after each other for plagiarism :S lol. I'll slowly change things around I'm sure as I begin to reinvent myself or at least shift my mindset. I was just eager to see some results. I'll post some of my results below and explain the approaches I took. One in particular - although please feel free to comment on any of the following examples - I'd really like to know how I should respond, possibly escalate to #close. Did I mention she's an HB10?!

So I came across this one thread where the guy said to use the "meet me" feature on POF and just click YES to every single match that comes up. Later, when you check the "viewed me" section, that's when you can filter who you will send a response or opener to. Remember, I'm using a C/F profile so this HB10 sends me "you sure are something else."

What should I say? I kind of like the Would You Rather game as far as escalating to get her number. But I claim to be extremely witty in my profile so I'd like a really "witty" response. Below I have posted a section of her profile. Notice the bottom says no rude or obnoxious comments. I don't want a "witty" response that comes off as either of those and not get a response back.

About Me
Herrrrooo..
soo lets see,
I paint.
I LOVE dogs, any animal really.
I dance.
I LOVE to laugh.
I listen to all types of music.
I have recently become a Vegetarian.
I dont like filling this out,
if you'd like to know more, just ask.



please dont message me rude, or obnoxious comments, it will get you no where,
oh ya and dont message me if you wear ed hardy.

First Date
whatever fits .

This is a couple of openers I've had pretty good success with. I have not responded to ANY of these yet so again, please feel free to comment on any of them.

Imagine this scene: We're on a plane that's about to crash. There's enough parachutes, but you have to choose one to save with you. The puppy... or the kitten. Which do you pick?!..Hurry, you're running out of time!

Responses:

HB8:They are both so small. I'd probably take em both. Or give you the kitten. Why am I the only one saving helpless animals??

HB9:The puppy for sure, the kitten will land on his feet. And
if he doesn't, he still has 8 lives left.

I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns.

P.S. You are the princess right?

HB9:Oh my haha your profile has to be the most fascinating one i have ever read! totally put a smile on my face! haha good stuff!
haha im no princess im just happy enjoying life to the fullest (her name). haha flattering you thought i was a princess... if youre a prince...then i could be your princess haha ;p

(actually I'd really like to know how I should respond to this one as well).

This one below I thought I'd share just for gags. It was one of the random YES's i clicked while cycling through "meet me". Without even sending an opener, she sent me her number lol. For other than practice, I prob won't persue this one.


Subject: I could...
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent Date: 8/20/2011 6:17:03 AM

write a long message, trying to catch your attention and manipulate my personality
to be "your kind of girl" ....

However, you have already displayed interest in meeting so it is certainly not worth
taking up your time to read the monstrosity of a message, not to mention my time to
write it.

So here is how this will play out I'll go out on a whim, give you my number. And if
you really want to meet you will key it into your *mini computer phone*!

BANG! There you have it.

xxx xxx xxxx

-(name)

Thanks guys in advance!

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can you put up a link to your profile?

Below is what I am currently using. Like I said, mine is just a combo of a couple of threads I've read.

About Me

Looking for a guy who's honest, sincere, faithful, and trustworthy? Well, good luck!

Hey there! You see this profile? This is THE most impressive profile I've ever seen -- it's mine. It doesn't FIT on one screen, because it doesn't BELONG on one screen. Seriously.. I have to use 2 of my 3 monitors just to compose it. I've carefully constructed my profile along psychological principles to weed out women whom most men don't want, and the result has been that I've been meeting some really incredible women who are genuinely attractive, intelligent, confident, and playful. Now, rather than refer to 30+ years' worth of research found in academic journals on social psychology and behavior modification, I'll just sit here all smug and sh*tand point out that if you read my profile and don't message or reply, it's because you're some combination of train wreck, stupid, insecure, and boring. True story.

Since I am well aware that the vast majority of women on online-dating sites are meet-nobody attention whores who are here for only ego-propping, validation, and therapy (that includes YOU until proven otherwise, sugar lips!), I have only one small request: DO NOT MESSAGE MOI OR REPLY TO MOI IF YOU SUCKY DUCKY WHEN IT COMES TO A BATTLE OF WITS. After all, since I'm betting 50-to-1 that you are too timid, socially anxious, neurotic, and downright paranoid to get away from boring text on the computer screen and actually meet a flesh-and-blood person, your conversational skills had better be worth it. And I should warn you that even if you stand your ground in the battle of wits, sweetness, you'll be completely confused whether you want to kiss me passionately or slap me silly. Bang.

I'm awesome...no seriously I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja monkey is? Well screw you then!! Let me tell you about some of the things that make me awesome...

I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as hugs. I compose beats, dance, compose a beat then dance along to my beat, snowboard, hug, and I cook - Did I mention ALL simultaneously. I know that the tooth fairy does not exist. Finally I can last longer than your ex in bed. And that's before all the tantra techniques I read about in between late night porno sessions.

I’m really good at:
Back and foot rubs...and yes I know what you're thinking, get your mind out of the gutter.

The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a face.

The six things I could never do without:
My phone (or pretty much mini computer), that little Men in Black zapper that makes people forget stuff (great if I go on a date I dont like), the key people in my life that are always loyal and there with me, SUSHI, a sense of humor, and of course....don't forget to bring a towel!

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
stuff....and things....but mainly stuff

On a typical Friday night I am:
smiling about one thing or another

If you are reading this and for some reason do not like to have a good time, are a drama queen, a spammer, or batsh*t crazy, please go about your day, forget you saw this profile and enjoy life.



First Date

For our first date we should meet for a drink somewhere low key and public in case you are nuts and try taking advantage of me
P.S. No sex on a first date so don't even try it!

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