Hello, AFC here. How do you open a girl with a boring generic profile? Just gives a list of adjectives about herself "successful, laid-back, good sense of humor" yadda yadda. I've tried some creative/funny cut-and-paste emails from this and other forums but they never work for me.
I've had better success with women with interesting profiles where I can latch on to something to talk about.

I read somewhere if the President told you to come to dinner with him you would almost nothing would get in your way, you would call of previous plan for it. The example shows if someone of high value ask you to go out, they take priotrity over other things.

So... 1st thing I have to ask is hows your profile/pics cause if your intresting in your profile/pics your message could be close to anything.

If your profile is great which I'm thinking its not, then your are just 1 of the 100 guys messaging her, so what you need to do now is seperate your self. Thats where being a PUA comes into play cocky&funny,negs, DHV, and push pull. Challenge her make her pick you up.

Hey, this is my first post, but I think I can help.

You see, me and some of the guys off of a bodybuilding forum made up the POF crew, and we all share tips and such, and one major tool most of them use is called 'CopyPasta'. So here is a good example of some to use:


1)
So I was thinking, we are clearly the two best looking people on this site and we should take advantage of it. What do you say we go to Vegas and get married then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic children that are so awe striking they make world rulers drop to their knees and beg to pay us huge sums of money for the genetic code. Then we can live happily ever after, throwing money in the trash and partying like Charlie Sheen. As you can see I have this whole thing planned out so all you have to do after you pop out some kids is sit by the pool, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys all day while I conduct business. I already have the wedding booked for the Elvis Wedding Chapel on the strip so I'm really banking on you to say yes to this or I'm going to have to just find a stripper and I don't think the plan will turn out as well.



2)
Tree Climbing skills and Flexibility:

I didn't see anything in your profile about your tree climbing skills or flexibility. Can you elaborate on that?

she replies hit her with...

They may sound like odd things to look for in a woman but I believe that they are actually very important traits that could mean life
or death in certain situations. For instance if I was to take you on a chivalry packed date that consisted of hiking in the woods and
a pick nick while enjoying natures beauty and a ground predator, such as a cougar, loomed the horizon I want to have confidence in
your ability to flee to the trees with me. I could immediately flee with peace of mind knowing that I would not have to risk my life
warding off the predator while you escaped. So how would you rate yourself in these departments?

She replies hit her with....

I believe both sides should carry the load equally (no homo). I cannot simply carry you around on my shoulders all the time, well technically I could but I'm trying to prove a point here. You will soon lose the muscle fibraz in your legs, become overwhelmingly fat and lazy, and soon be the hot ticket at the county fair; neither of us want that. Of course there are a few circumstances where I could carry you on my shoulders, for instance: crossing a river to keep you dry, standing up 69, and well that's all I can think of. Are you just going to keep shooting failed attempts of slander at me all night? Or are we going to light the fire under this convos ass and make stuff more exciting?


PM me if you would like to know more on this.

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After making sure you have a full profile showing your social proof, and telling about yourself, the best static opener you can have is--

"Hey! Dig your profile, you seem like you could be a ton of fun... Or maybe just trouble, I haven't decided yet "

The reason why this works so well is because it sounds genuine, and it fulfills 2 of the needs everyone woman wants: to be both fun and a little risky. It's a very open statement you will recieve many different responses from. It shows your confident, and an I don't care attitude will make you stand out and take you a very long way. I'm guessing the girls your going after are 9-10's, especially on a dating site like pof, to me this is a bottom barrel dating site, they will recieve a ton of messages from afc's showing no high value, either coming off as too nice, kissing ass saying how hot they are, being awkward trying to be funny, or just being a complete creep coming off as too dirty and perverted. Every woman has a dirty mind and at the same time they don't want to be looked at as easy. I can break any woman down in a matter of 10 minutes and have them eating out of my hand using my openers like this.

This opener shows you have value and don't have a problem showing your status. You know who you are and know who she is. Your on a higher level than her at this point so now its her jog to impress you, not the other way around.

"Dig your profile" shows interest in her
"You look like you could be a ton of fun" she may be fun and she has to prove your doubt
"Or you may be trouble" could lead two different directions, could be sexual, or could be saying that you might leave, unlike other guys who creep around to impress her
"I haven't decided yet" this is the best part of the entire opener, it shows your in control of this convo, and u may leave if you don't hear what you want. Other guys like I said, like at clubs, will linger and linger, trying to keep her interested but push her away, and your showing you don't care, u may leave at any point which gives her the chance to miss out on u.

I know that was kind of all over the place but I'm doing 3 things as I'm doing this lol

Your gonna have 3 different types of responses
The good
The average
And the ugly

The good is something like "I'm a little both" a very sexual response "I'm not trouble, I'm a ton of fun" showing she's interested in showing how fun she is. Both working for your approval.

On I'm a little of both I always respond with both could be a lot of fun u better not disappoint me :p Let her respond and then move on to other parts of your game.
For the just fun response say you better not disappoint me let her respond then move on to the rest of her game

The average is "lol thanx" or just an lol or

I just say you better not disappoint me and let them respond. If the ask why or how just say that average girls can't keep up with u. A playful neg.

The ugly would be something like "I'm not trading pics" "I'm not a whore" or anything showing her Bitch wall. You can very easily break this down saying "flattered that's not what I meant. You obviously didn't read my profile, it shows I'm not like those awkward chumps on here. I was saying you look like a fun person to be around, your the one who made it something its not.

This is a cat and string game, how a cat will Chase a string until he gets it, then just walk away. Let the lames Chase her while she chases you. Be the string not the cat.

Thanks for the tips, I'll try them out and report back how it goes.

@Faust23: you're probably right my profile isn't that great, especially the pics, although I'm working on it. Pics are hard, I'm not very photogenic.

Just tried this opener:

So I was thinking, we are clearly the two best looking people on this site and we should take advantage of it. What do you say we go to Vegas and get married then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic children that are so awe striking they make world rulers drop to their knees and beg to pay us huge sums of money for the genetic code. Then we can live happily ever after, throwing money in the trash and partying like Charlie Sheen. As you can see I have this whole thing planned out so all you have to do after you pop out some kids is sit by the pool, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys all day while I conduct business. I already have the wedding booked for the Elvis Wedding Chapel on the strip so I'm really banking on you to say yes to this or I'm going to have to just find a stripper and I don't think the plan will turn out as well.

It works great!

Instant reply from a HB:
Oh myy, that was one interesting message to read. I actually laughed a little bit. This is definitely the most unique message I've recieved so far. I'm sure you've used that plenty of times on other people already though, but despite that, I think you're cool for saying something other than "hey" "hey sexy " .. and things of that sort.

First and foremost you need to get your main picture right...I've played around with a dozen openers and have found that often when you come up with awesome opener the HB doesn't even click on your profile, she just responds to your opener...Therefore profile picture is important.

I'm in shape, I have lots of hobbies, lots of friends, I look the best I can but I'm simply a 5 out of 10...The only success I've had in online responses is the princess/kingdom. Should only be a few threads from this one. Remember to NOT copy it word or word, and enjoy it while you can, I've had a few HBs tell me after I've exchanged a few messages that someone sent them a similar message...