I get a few messages off average/ just above average looking girls a week. I never really thought of it as success until a friend of mine told me he has never had a single message sent to him or returned LOL. Mainly fat beasts on the 'would like to meet you' every few days and I find If I message 8/10s I get replies but I have to work a little harder.

Compliled from ideas and 'borrowed' lines from other profiles I have seen and based around a few MPUA theories etc. Thoughts/ suggestions please.

Look for My Profile mysteriousbob http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=28714101


WOW! You must have really good luck to find my page! Feel free to keep reading, now, where did i put my shining armour?

This site is amazing for getting numbers I have got ten already! one more and I'll have a complete mobile phone number!

If I send you a message that's 'strange' I'm just bored and ****ing with you Am I interested? Depends on how funny you're reply is. Oh and you're not allowed to visit / stalk my profile if you don't say hello.

Fed up of women treating me like a piece of meat... I have feelings too you know! :p
I'm NOT looking for sex or a relationship. Just someone on my wavelength to have fun with although, when it comes to a relationship I'm really not into all of the "one night stands with randomers I just met in a club". I'm looking for someone who I can forge a meaningful friendship with, someone who I understand and can always there for (and vice versa of course). AND NO I'M NOT GAY BEFORE YOU ASK AND YES I AM FOR REAL....
If you're looking to be cared about, supported, and enjoyed...then by all means.. give me a shout!

So let me ask you this. Are you more than just another pretty face? I'm a great listener with a fantastic sense of humour!!!

What type of friend am I looking for? Well I guess I'm very picky so its impossible to say really but if I had to some it up someone who is NOT a party animal but knows how to have fun. Reserved, passionate but witty and up for a bit of banter. Caring with a LOT of self respect. Someone who will make fun of stuck up women with me, you know the ones, they have their heads stuck up their a***holes and think they are amazing when to be honest they generally look like oompa loompas. God knows who told them they look amazing but trust me when I say they actually believe it!

Intelligence > looks - PERIOD. I'm totally into girls that have a brain...*that can function!* NO CRAZY WOMEN PLEASE!!! I have a soft spot for women that have the intelligence to carry a fun conversation.

If you have a moustache tlike Hitler and are taller than lurch, then don't bother messaging me. I'm scared of girls like that.
LOL!

Someone to hang out with, to just be yourself, NO pressure, and NO expectations. You for you and me for me and just enjoy where things go.
A girl that gets sarcasm??? IDEAL! because people reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid) so you need to be able to take me with a pinch of salt... AND A SHOT OF TEQUILA!

women see men like toilets. Either engaged, vacant or full of shit...but lets be honest men see women like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.


I have developed an affinity for woman with great taste in music, so please, if you have a Justin Beiber tattoo on you're ass we're probably not going to get on! But if we do from this day forward you are know as Beiber butt . Heard of a band called Tool? I will give 2 points upgrade on your Hotness scale. You're a 7? Now you're a 9! Not a bad deal, if you ask me.

Film fanatic. I don’t just mean I enjoy watching a variety of different genres. I’m talking about the finer aspects of film.like plot, subplot, character, subtext, hero's journey, dialogue, cinematography, things like that.
My favourite genres are: bondage, amateur, bareback, backseat, backdoor, backyard, scatt, and MILF. JK! (+1point if you LOL'd)

Chocoholic who wears his heart on his sleeve.
Used to keep a list of of things I liked to do, going for a long walk, that I'm pretty mean in the kitchen (Seriously, That's where I usually beat people up), serenading girls outside their window with my guitar... But now I just want someone to kick back with, chill out and who'll make me hot chocolate with some stimulating conversation. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.


My most passionate hobby involves mixing fancy guitars and... something else. Not telling at this point! I've played guitar for years... LOVE teaching and playing for audiences. Its honestly something special and rewarding.

So there you go. A few incredible, indelible, articulate, and compelling reasons to contact me. So let's stop stalking and start talking! There's a 'send quick message' button above. You know what to do, lets talk!

First Date
It'll be magical. I'll take you to Mcdonalds drive thru and you can buy me a happy meal, you can have anything you want, it's your bloody money Then you can drop me off to my mates and I'll go on guitar hero with you just to show you up. What can I say...I'm an old fashioned romantic

Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town and need to find a sane bloke. For our first get together we should head over to a shopping centre. You wouldn't have to get all dressed
up and stuff, I could find out what your favorite colour is and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section.

*Disclaimer*
This person is playful, fun, laid back and charismatic. Plentyoffish.com is not responsible or liable having a great time with this individual. Nor will you be charged for smiles, laughs, or general merriment as a result of interaction with this individual. If you are reading this and for some reason do not like to have a good time, are a drama queen, a spammer, or batsh*t crazy, please go about your day, forget you saw this profile and enjoy life.

Its a bit long really. Cutting it at least in half would be good. The humor and all is good tho. But you really don't need that much info or long of a profile. Long profiles tend to go against you anyway as people tend to not want to read them due to the length of them. Ideally you basically want a profile of 1 to 2 paragraphs.

long

brevity can be very mysterious and attractive.

think about how much material you've blown that you can't use in a conversation because its already on your profile.

hell, you've got enough there to fuel a four hour great conversation (as far as topics go)

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

cheers guys. which parts do you reckon I should cut out or shorted etc? any pointers?

listen man, i been doing this online shit for almost 8 years... POF, ok cupid, HOT OR NOT when it came out, even that fucked up site ASHLEY MADISON where married women fuck single guys... this profile is alright if you want to attract some younger girls... but it is catchy. what i have found to work is pretty much get straight to the point.... YES the profile should be about YOU... but at the same time dominate the natural interest of whats been around and what you are looking for. if you dont want a certain type of woman, like lets say a fatty, you need to express in your profile that you like women that take care of themselves but saying it in a way that creative... like "THE BEST KIND OF WOMAN I CAN SEE MYSELF WITH IS ONE THAT WOULD RUN DOWN THE BEACH WITH ME AND WE WOULD WRESTLE AROUND IN THE SAND... SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD FIRST DATE" and like mack said man, KEEP IT SIMPLE KEEP IT SHORT AND TO THE POINT.... i been getting some gorgeous women with me recent "asshole" profile because it comes off cocky, but they are curious to find out why i say on my profile, that i am only out for certain types of women (my profile seems biased but who gives a shit, i have gotten 15 girls to e-mail me this week alone....)


AND BTW... READ OTHER MENS PROFILES... THEY ALL SAME THE SAME SHIT THATS ON YOURS... be genuine but be different. stick to FUN interests. you have to think like every girl is looking for the perfect man on their profile... so if you put "If you're looking to be cared about, supported, and enjoyed...then by all means.. give me a shout!" ... no shit dude, they dont want to be slapped around. in my profile i put simply "listen ladies, im not going to spoil you, or act like im going to care for you, or fill your head with bullshit unless i get some sort of interesting conversation going. I am curious, and i am outspoken. no more boring one liners, and so if you feel the need to bore me with a one liner, aim your interest into someone else thats boring, because thats not my style. If you are interesting, i will make your life unforgettable "---- but low and behold when they seem interesting, they turn out boring on the date.... and then the sex is even worse... just be weary of those ones, they do turn into stalkers.... WHICH BRINGS ME TO ANOTHER POINT.... DONT TAKE ONLINE GIRLS TO YOUR HOME until you get to know them!!!!

keep it short, and to the point, you cant go wrong!

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Copied the basic skeleton of that and got called out for being arrogant. Not a good profile.

this is the profile that i have got up so far, and i havent been called arrogant on it yet. most the responses i got from this one was "relieved about the honesty!"

I am Just cruising through life working a career that im excited to go to every day.... I live an awesome life so paint the picture from there... I don't want to put a lot on here so if you want to know something ask!
and please don't confuse me for some other scumbag on here... I keep it classy, just saying... i wont sugar coat it too much.
IM SURROUNDED BY FRIGGEN HILLBILLIES.... im not a negative person but I can't wait to get out of this one horse town. I have all my teeth no kids never been married.... once again NO KIDS AND ALL MY TEETH... car house job... honestly im thinking this is a waste of time again... half of you dont even fall under HALF of what im looking for... you live with your parents... oh thats great. You dont have a job either? Wow thats awesome too! You dont have a car, and you are on welfare/unemployment? You might as well be a **** buddy because well... you wont be able to provide sh*t for a relationship...dont worry ill pick YOU up and take YOU out and pay for YOUR dinners and movies etc.... sounds like its a one way relationship already...how can you care for someone else when you cant even take care of yourself....i mean correct me if im wrong...
but im looking up! Being positive! Lol! I guess all I am looking for is a woman that knows what life is really about and can hold her own in the real world... a truly strong woman


LISTEN THIS PROFILE IS FOR HIGH MAINTENENCE GIRLS.... i am using this profile to get the HB8-9. I live in a certain area notorious for rednecks and low poverty i guess... i have NEVER gotten arrogant on my profile but i have gotten comments on the profile saying its borderline arrogant BUT honest... heres some of the responses i have gotten this week...

"My name is Jessica. I love the honesty in your profile. You pretty much said what a lot of people think and don't dare to.

I have all my teeth. ( and i actually brush them!)
I have 0 kids.
I have never been married.
I have my own car. ( i make the payments - not mommy n daddy)
I have my own apartment.
I have a full time job. (and attend college classes full time)
I am independent.
I am strong.
I workout. (so i doubt i am double your weight)

Last but not least....I am SO badass. : )

Message me if you are interested. "
posted the other day----


I liked your profile, and your pictures, it sounds like you know what you want. I'm not sure exactly what my profile says at this exact moment soooo I will say, I have my own car, it's a little Kia Soul, people pick on me for it but I think its cute I have my own apartment, on Tipperary Hill in Syracuse, where I live alone, and I have full time job and 2 part time jobs.....Soooo I'm independent and can't take care of myself, but I like to have a man on my arm that can provide for me as well if need be. If you like what I've had to say hit me back, if not good luck in life
-Jessica

Just so ya know...loved the douchebag remarks....lol but some of us actually do make their own money...don't like with their parents...aren't double ur weight...and ps I have all my teeth and no kids either Haha




I COPIED AND PASTED THESE.... you might need to tweak it for your area a little bit... cities usually go for cocky funny and country like this usually goes for straight foreward brutal honesty... i think its because these chicks are used to getting treated like shit out here... you just have to adapt it a little to the area. WHERE IS THE LOCATION FOR THE POF PAGE YOU GOT???

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I FORGOT TO MENTION... none of these girls are ugly either... i refuse to respond to fatties or women who are under an 8. so far this week i have gone out with only 3 of them, and last week only one. a lot of these girls i go out with, i get to know and i just get bored with them. you gotta shop around a little bit FIND OUT WHAT THE CLICHE FOR THE AREA IS WHETHER IT BE HIPPIES, DRUNKS WHATEVER, AND FOCUS ON THE NEGS FOR THAT! usually it works just try it! I average about 5-7 girls a month, and EVERYWHERE I GO, i change the zip code on my profile and meet girls in new cities.

if you want to get seen on OKCUPID more... every single day, put something new in your profile, like a single period anywhere in the profile, and you will be listed at the top of the "recent activity" and your face will be on top a lot more often on the login page.

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Wackedoutsurfer-thats the best profile section Ive ever read, coming from a guy who himself is having the best success with online dating that Ive ever had, so I know my shit too.
My approach is just as a normal, happy, content guy but obviously in such a way that is interesting and unique. Love to see the full page, link?

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... e_id=27824

It is what it is... I usually change it once a week. I have been slowly moving away from it though because the kinds of girls online are usually messed up in the head... like self esteem issues and incredibly insecure. Lemme know what you think!

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It's a good thing you cut it down, because your original version was far too verbose.