POF Chats: This is a HB 7.5 (Deputy Sherriff where I live) 5’4”/118lbs/34 yo

Crypto: Serious question...You can only pick one, no cheating! Strawberries, M&M's or Skittles?

HB: m & ms hands down... as a matter of fact, i ate a whole bag last night for dinner

Crypto: Regular or Peanut? Don't fail me now!!! LOL

HB: regular... love love love chocolate...

Crypto: Adorable gutter ball stance you got going on there! M&M's for dinner? The M&M answer shows that you’re a unique person! Glad you didn’t choose strawberries!

HB: why, is that a dealbreaker? lol... u ask all the girls that? it is an interesting way to start a conversation

Crypto: like to be a bit unique myself. Makes for much more interesting conversations! I can message you again with my other pick-up line "Hey, you're cute, wanna meet my momma?" if you like? Hahaha...

I am Mark

HB: i would love to meet ur momma... if u meet mine first...lol... im mindy

Crypto: Hi Mindy! OMG, I can't believe how well this "Online Dating for Dummies" book is working for me! This stuff is priceless!

I'm actually at work and have to go to a meeting at 3:30 but would like to chat a bit more later if you're game?

HB: you have a meeting on candlestick making? shouldnt be a long meeting! haha... do u really make candles? or is that a ploy to get all the girls to like u?

Crypto: LMAO...Now everyone is staring at me wondering what's so funny!

I work for the XXXX in IT Security. What part of the city are you arresting the bad guys in?

HB: im in XXXX...i live in XXXX though.. born and raised there..how bout u? what part of town u live in? im around the XXXX area

Crypto: I own a home in XXXX. I gotta get to this meeting...Don't fall for the other guys pick-up lines before I get back!!! I am atleast 67% cooler than they are :p

Mark

HB: ok... i wont! haha... talk to ya soon

Crypto: Whew, made it! I'm heading home...If you would be interested in text my # is XXX-XXX-XXXX. Text is a little more real time than this POF chat.

HB: hey there..just signed back on and got ur message... mine is XXX-XXX-XXXX... i dont know if i can text ya if ur working, but ur welcome to text me whenever u get a chance.. looking forward to hearing from u

Moved it to Text for two days, took her on an emotionally stimulating rollercoaster ride (C&F, roleplay, push/pull). On the third day we met and she was dripping for sex…30 minutes later were headed to my house.

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POF Chat: HB 7.5-8.0 (BMW Salesperson) 5’2”/111/40 yo (the body of a 20 yo)

Crypto: Serious question...You can only pick one, no cheating! Strawberries, M&M's or Skittles?

HB: Hmmmmm, plain or peanut m&m,s? How about the skittles? They come in several flavor choices these days......strawberries wiith or without chocolate dip and/or glass of wine? ........waahhhh, you said this was a simple question.....lol

Crypto: You spent a lot of time in detention didnt you?

Red or White? With your strawberries that is!

HB: White. And banged a lot of erasers.....

Crypto: Awesome! These kids these days don't know what "banging erasers" is all about. Childhood memories! LOL

I am Mark...

HB: I'm Sharon. Pleasure to meet you Mark. I'm at work at the moment, haven't checked you out and can't really until later but the banter has been fun so please, continue making me laugh...I dare you....oh, plain m&m's and tropical skittles, in that order,strawberries last.....wine first! ":"

Crypto: Ditto!!! On the wine

Crypto: Gonna head home now so will chat ya in a bit...

HB: I'm off at 6 then headed to gym n pool. Catch up with ya whenever...)

Next day:

HB: I just read your profile and I'm not sayin another word till I get home and can log on my pc. If I can find my dusty copy of the secret I'm sending a pic,..I swear!

Crypto: I know what the "The Secret" looks like! You can send me a pic tho! God, you are weird!

HB: You absolutely crack me up and I adore that! Thank you so much for messaging me and filling my afternoon with chuckles, cackles and yes, I'll admit it, a few snorts (NOT blow, tard)

You didn't ask, but I'm telling:
Women with confidence-check
Music that moves you-yep yep, gotta have it.
Creativity everyday-hmmm, do creative solutions to problems of whiny clients count?
Great Friends-you bet!
Being on the water-I'm a cancer, but of course.
Good wine: Ok, can do, but Rum is me fave, mate!
Sunday afternoons-you said it all there..........

Crypto: Hahaha...I have soo much to say about that text me XXX-XXX-XXXX take you up on that hootin good time! Put snort in the subject line so I know its not an imposter...

3 days of text and she is begging to meet me! She said “You are captivating, do you know that?” “You make me feel tingly inside, that has never happened before”…etc! Meeting her in 2 days (She lives about an hour away from me).

Peace...

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Crypto...
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All girl's are Freaks...It is your job to bring it out in them! - Crypto

You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

Nice Crypto!

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Good Work!!!

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We are here for a Good time, Not a long time.
Chick Count - 190

you know.. I'm pretty good at this kind o text game.

but my problem is that when i go "in person" I'm much quieter and have a hard time playing a good "day 2" game.. so it doesn't feel congruent for her..

Get this message from a girl today after 2 days of taking her all over the place in Chat. This is in reply to me calling her out as: "Girl you are still in "G" rated! I chalk that up to the fact that you are kinda sweet and innocent! "

She replied:
Well if that's what you think then won't you be shocked when/if you get to meet no holds barred Me. The ME that really wants you %&*# me hard enough and long enough to make me beg for you to stop only I won't really mean for you to stop so you'd better not but you should watch out for the things I will say (very dirty girl!) And all the VERY LOUD MOANING AND PANTING AND GASPING AND WHIMPERING and BEGGING (which is why soundproof walls are a REALLY GOOD IDEA ,trust me on this or bring a ball gag!) and also hold my arms and hands unless you would just really dig an out of control multi orgasmic woman thrashing about tearing and biting at pillows and sheets and whatever else may be within reach including YOU.
Oh yeah one last thing. If you know what you are doing, things could get VERY WET so I recommend a dropcloth or two, maybe visquene, haha..and if you are not into THAT better not touch me THERE, G? I Mean, K??

We have a decently sexual frame and she has forwarded me a couple of Soft XXX pictures of her, but this feel like a "SHIT TEST" to see how I will react! Thoughts?


Peace...

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Crypto...
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All girl's are Freaks...It is your job to bring it out in them! - Crypto

You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

Here is the day after respons to the HB7.5-8 (Turns out she is closer to a 7.0) that Shit Tested me on Friday:

I love our conversations, how we seem to understand one another on so many levels, how talking with you makes me feel, KISSING YOU WAS AMAZING (did I say that already?haha) I am surprised by but adore my responses to you emotionally and physically, love our real hugs, being touched by you is an intensely erotic and wonderful, sweet and amazing.......oh, and the exchange in the parking lot? Yeah, I could feel you before you ever mentioned it....pretty sure I'm going to want that...

The game is afoot!!! This will be my last post here as it really belongs in Lay Reports!

Peace...

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Crypto...
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All girl's are Freaks...It is your job to bring it out in them! - Crypto

You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood