I hope this is a joke. You have way to many posts for me to believe you'd actually... believe that opener would get you anywhere. It's extremely offensive and wont score you a single point with anyone except maybe a girl.... who actually.... was born... a man. Even then he (she? it?) might snap back at you.
If you're serious though check out the thread i just created (linked at bottom). There's a tested opener there as well as numerous other tested openers floating all around this forum. Don't be afraid to look back on previous pages of threads as sometimes good ones get lost in the rubble.
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