so i've been email this chick back and forth now for a week, but i'm afraid it's going to start to get boring soon, and she'll lose interest. here it is the email thus far

me: nice gsxr, what year and size is she?

her:Wooooo FIRST OFF lol its a heee and he died about 5 years
ago

Oh wait my bad.. I forgot what pic I had on there... that one isnt mine

me: okay, well the one in the pic is totally a she so you have
me all confused lol!

her: LMAO how can you tell a difference? And yea that one
belonged to my ex.. mine was black and blue

me: what, you can't tell the difference between male and female
bikes? i don't about you lol! so what did yours die of?
so i'm gonna take a guess you're name is CJ!

herwell anything i own is deffinitly gonna be a he! theres no way in hell im gonna be riding a she! and it died becuz i got hit by a car. and yes my name is c.j. what about u?

now what? we're talking about motorcycles btw