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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:45 am 
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So I've been back to trying out online dating the past 2 days and I managed my first number close. I noticed a few things

1 - Girls don't tend to type long messages, especially the attractive ones, so I noticed I had to work fast.
2 - The lack of depth in their responses doesn't mean a lack of interest.

Here's how my first number close with an HB8 went (bullshitting the entire time). I don't really use a standard opener, but I pick and choose things in their profile to poke fun at. Here's how our convo went:
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Shiny and amazing for the rest of your life? What's your secret? I shine with a bright pink aura myself, but I don't know how long it will last - people get the wrong idea.

So, I'll agree about the eyes, but I worry about 2 things:
1) I'm almost a foot taller than you, so when we're hanging out you need to punch me now and again so I don't accidentally step on you
2) Nachos all day and a cook? Damn, you may not gain a single pound, but if I eat like that I'll be sumo wrestling with Shamu in no time! You'll have to watch over me there.

So, let's make friends. Hit me back
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haha i see that we're both scorpios. could end up being trouble! tall is better than being a midget so no worries. you live in boston? hopefully you do like nachos though.
Here response seemed playful enough and showed some IoIs. I decided to bite
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So let's see. Dating another Scorpio is indeed a taboo... But taboo means excitement, excitement means a thrill, and well, thrill means adventure! Maybe... Only one way to find out!

I won't lie. I've had dreams of being a midget for one day. Since heat rises, it does get a little bit stuffy up here - I want to feel the breeze every once in a while.

Nachos are good - especially when dipped in spicy hot queso... mmm. So, besides downing nachos, any spicy plans for the summer?
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hmm not as of yet. how about you?
her response was short-winded, so I decided to do the same and remain playful with it.
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Traveling a bit. And maybe trying to take over the world. No plans yet? You can help. I call dibs on Brain
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Haha dibs granted!
After this, I decided to go in for the kill:
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Ok Pinky. Its time we start planning. We can't do email on this site since, well, who knows who's watching! Let's continue this conversation elsewhere. Phone, perhaps?
And lastly, her response -
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Hahah well my number is --- --- ----.
Score! This made me notice a few things. I was completely playful, confident, worked fast, and the number request transitioned smoothly from our little improv. I got a nickname for her right off the bat, and I didn't say one thing about her looks. It seems getting a girl to laugh is the best way to get her number online as well.

However, I'm wondering if I could've done a bit better. I feel my second message may have been a bit heavy when justifying why we should try out dating as two Scorpios. As I said, I'm newly into this again. Thoughts?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:56 am 
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So I've been back to trying out online dating the past 2 days and I managed my first number close. I noticed a few things

1 - Girls don't tend to type long messages, especially the attractive ones, so I noticed I had to work fast.
2 - The lack of depth in their responses doesn't mean a lack of interest.

Here's how my first number close with an HB8 went (bullshitting the entire time). I don't really use a standard opener, but I pick and choose things in their profile to poke fun at. Here's how our convo went:
Quote:
Shiny and amazing for the rest of your life? What's your secret? I shine with a bright pink aura myself, but I don't know how long it will last - people get the wrong idea.

So, I'll agree about the eyes, but I worry about 2 things:
1) I'm almost a foot taller than you, so when we're hanging out you need to punch me now and again so I don't accidentally step on you
2) Nachos all day and a cook? Damn, you may not gain a single pound, but if I eat like that I'll be sumo wrestling with Shamu in no time! You'll have to watch over me there.

So, let's make friends. Hit me back
Quote:
haha i see that we're both scorpios. could end up being trouble! tall is better than being a midget so no worries. you live in boston? hopefully you do like nachos though.
Here response seemed playful enough and showed some IoIs. I decided to bite
Quote:
So let's see. Dating another Scorpio is indeed a taboo... But taboo means excitement, excitement means a thrill, and well, thrill means adventure! Maybe... Only one way to find out!

I won't lie. I've had dreams of being a midget for one day. Since heat rises, it does get a little bit stuffy up here - I want to feel the breeze every once in a while.

Nachos are good - especially when dipped in spicy hot queso... mmm. So, besides downing nachos, any spicy plans for the summer?
Quote:
hmm not as of yet. how about you?
her response was short-winded, so I decided to do the same and remain playful with it.
Quote:
Traveling a bit. And maybe trying to take over the world. No plans yet? You can help. I call dibs on Brain
Quote:
Haha dibs granted!
After this, I decided to go in for the kill:
Quote:
Ok Pinky. Its time we start planning. We can't do email on this site since, well, who knows who's watching! Let's continue this conversation elsewhere. Phone, perhaps?
And lastly, her response -
Quote:
Hahah well my number is --- --- ----.
Score! This made me notice a few things. I was completely playful, confident, worked fast, and the number request transitioned smoothly from our little improv. I got a nickname for her right off the bat, and I didn't say one thing about her looks. It seems getting a girl to laugh is the best way to get her number online as well.

However, I'm wondering if I could've done a bit better. I feel my second message may have been a bit heavy when justifying why we should try out dating as two Scorpios. As I said, I'm newly into this again. Thoughts?
You believe in astrology or were you just joking around? But if not you got yourself a superstitious girl!


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:13 pm 
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Nah.

But if she is, great. I can play to her imagination :D


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:26 pm 
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you sound mad funny dude. but it also sounds like you are anxious to please the girl. i don't get any dates from dating sites so i'm not the best judge of things, quoting what the girl said in your reply is something some girls said they liked when i did it. also try to get her to talk about herself by asking about something she said. also when you call her and set up the first date, for the first date coffee shops and restaurants did not work for me. but taking a girl somewhere to the night life, like a dancing class at a night club has worked better for me. also when you call her if she says she is not sure when she wants to meet, if she says "maybe next weekend" say you are busy and have a tight schedule and that she needs to give you a specific day and time to meet... and take her somewhere cheap.. you take yourself to 5 star restaurants, but the girls you take for $10 meals. that's my philosophy. also i tell them i cannot receive or send text messages because i blocked it on my cellphone (which i really did). also if she is late to the date, just turn around and leave. she will be calling you four times in a row after that from my experience. also call her an hour before the date to make sure she is still going.


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