To set this up I need to first say that this girl had given me a favourable vote on PlentyOfFish's random "meet me" feature but hadn't read my profile. so I got in touch:

Me: I consider myself something of a gentleman and pride myself on my manners so naturually I have to say hello!

It's strange, but you look uncannily like a girl I went to school with, I think it's the dark hair and eyes set against your pale skin.

You seem like an interesting person so if you've got anything to say I'll be ready.

She: Where did you move from? And my face is t that pale rosie red cheeks x[she had now read my profile where it says I've recently moved to the area]

Me: Rosie cheeks? I like what you did there unless you're lying about your name...[her screen name's Rosie]

I'm originally from Bedfordshire so don't worry about the embarressment of running into somebody you know on a dating site!

She: I've found some friends on here. It amuses me. Why did you move then? X

Me: I've got to admit that I have had a nosey for people in Bedford just to see if I recognise anyone but that's human nature.

I came to Worcester because I wanted a change. My best friend goes to Worcester uni and I came here for college. I didn't want to just keep living the same life which is pretty much the same reason I'm on here, so I can meet people I wouldn't ordinarily.

So what brings you here? X [I was referring to the site; I wanted to get onto emotive subjects]

She:nFair enough.

I grew up a couple towns on from where i live now and so when my parents moved to
london, i decided to stay in the area because of my job, friends and uni x

Me: That's cool, you get some freedom without having to go through too much hassle. I know that as much as I like Worcester I still miss my friends.

How come you don't get to ride so much these days? That must suck, I used to practise kung fu when I was living in Bedfordshire and I wish I still was.

She: haha kung fu.. weird.
i dont have the time. when ive finished uni for summer i prob will ride more
xx

Me: ha, strange but true! Besides, aren't we supposed to be a bit weird to be on this site? I swear there are plenty of girls who secretly have 20 pet cats and some of the guys I wouldn't trust to tie their own shoelaces lol.

So how much chocolate have you eaten today? [Easter]

She: The only chocolate ive had is a whole pack of asda price choc chip cookies. I was left in the house alone and I was bored... Oopsies xx

Now I daresay some of you are now thinking about giving me a telling off for this post being so boring so let me assure you that it's been boring for me going through it too. Can I do something more? Am I missing something? Or should I cut this fish loose?