Alright, so while I have way too much free time on my hands I'm going to start split testing some openers with a few replies. I'll post all the responses in here. I'm not doing this to any local girls yet or pursuing their numbers because I want to see if I can gauge a positive reaction out of the opener first. This will be Opener Test #1 and later tonight, I might post another opener. Each opener will be sent to 20 random hot girls all over the US.

Some girls are just too dumb to hit on.. like Girl #15 for example, but none the less, here we go.

The Opener:
OMG! Finally! Whew...

I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns.

P.S. You are the princess right?

First Reply:
I'm sorry to cut this short but I've been walking.. yes.. not horse back riding, but walking since my king is too cheap to lend me a horse for two weeks looking for this damn princess.

So are you in fact this said princess?

Second Reply (Only if she responds positively to the first reply)
Well then! We must leave now! It isn't safe here!!

Third Reply (For if she's still responding positively)
Away! To start our own kingdom.. NO LONGER shall we live under that monster of a tyrant you call a king! He's the reason you're here in the first place.

Opener Responses:
Girl 1: I love unicorns!!!:D
Girl 2: haha (: well this just made my day . .interesting way too say hi (: i dig it
Girl 3: wtf uhhh do i look like a princess to you
Girl 4: Ahhahhahahaha that's cute and very clever!! I LIKE!! it
Girl 5: Why yes I am the princess! lol
Girl 6: Haha that was corny
Girl 7: Uh.. what?
Girl 8: Um nope, I think U got the wrong person
Girl 9: hhahahaha wtf
Girl 10: haha cute =)
Girl 11: Uhhh....
Girl 12: no.
Girl 13: lMAO!!!!!Your the funnies guy iv ever ever met. I read you "whatever i wan" I cracked up. Why are ya so funny
Girl 14: lol XD
Girl 15: Um wat?
Girl 16: haha that just made my day

First Reply Responses:
Girl 2: hrrmmmmm O.o idk?? maybe??
Girl 4: No!! Sorry Hun!! Your king lied to you! About her whereaboutsm!!
Girl 5: i am the said princess lol
Girl 9: Yes i am the princess? sure why not
Girl 14: I suppose so
Girl 15: Um idk wat ur talking about haha im not a princess lol im a normal person lol ..is this a joke or something ?

Second Reply Responses:
Girl 2: lmao where are we going?
Girl 9: Haha alright? lets go then!
Girl 5: y isnt it?
Girl 14: :O ok

So while you can see 16 out of 20 have responded so far (in the first hour) to the first message. Any insight on this or any ideas to brighten up the messages and make it more interesting?

I'm testing out openers before I use it on local girls around here.

I like that style of opener, the only problem I have with it is that it's hard to draw the girls in. You need them to invest without any knowledge of who your are, and I find whenever I use fun openers such as that the girls tend to skip to the next person before I can finish typing. For webcam chats it's a bit easier as you can wear something that will draw them in, after which you gain some time to draw them in.

The best opener I have used by far I actually got from a little kid on chatroulette. He had a blanket over his head and all he said was "do you own a tricycle?". I use that all of the time, and always get some sort of response. Horny girls say "why? do you want to play?", the secluded type say "yes" to which I reply "what colour is it" then go into some info about what the colour means. The ones that say "no" I respond "It's a life or death situation, this little kid really needs some good news". I think the success depends on how short the question is. The more back story the better, but you also risk loosing the girl, so wait a bit at first before creating a world she can feel comfortable in.

I will try your opener out tonight, great work!

this opener is great, I've had a 50% response rate.

thats a real funny opener i think i'm gonna have to try that

EDIT: i've sent this to about 10 girls on PoF i'll let you know what replies if any i get for more data points - following

Girl 1: O.o

Reply 1: A silly answer to a silly question, very clever. Very clever indeed.

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I'll be curious how many of these replies turn into meets.

Same concept, change it a bit to suit my personality.
Sent out ~80, about 9 response so far within 24 hours

Sent about 10ish had 3 replies. Some of the responses I get.

ME: OMG! Finally! Whew...

I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I've been busy with slaying dragons,
getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns.

P.S. You are the princess right?

HB1:

Hello, yes I am! Although at night I turn into a green ogre because rumplestiltskin cursed me but I own my own kingdom and stuff so it's all good x

I Haven't replied to this yet. Ideas welcome

HB2:


I tell you what Mario, this is taking it too far!

I know i'm always getting kidnapped and you always have to
rescue me, but 3 MONTHS!?!

Seriously?

I Haven't replied to this yet. Ideas welcome


HB3:


Ha! im lost for words! by far the funniest email ive had so
far! I like that! Do you have that one saved in word
and whip it out for every1? or was that a *********
original ?

Me:(I thought I was busted so I replied to see if I was) haha thought you would like it. I don't whip it out for
everyone just seemed funny to use after reading your
profile. I like having fun on this site.



So are you in fact this said princess?


HB3: Lol It definitely made me laugh, I like that!

technically no im not but i feel i should be treated like
one nevertheless Why are you a prince?

Haven't replied

Some of the responses I got (all are HB 6.5s-8s):
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I have to say that is the best email I have ever gotten
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Lmao! That was cute! Yes. I am the princess
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Yes!!! Glad you found me . Lol that just made my day. what's up? I'm amber, how are u?
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unfortunately i'm a self-saving pirate princess who doesn't come with the damsel feature, but WOW! props to you man!!
that is quite possibly the cheesiest, worst pick up line i've EVER had used on me, and that, takes balls!
...serious balls. mind blown!
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Lol! Hiya! I find you very intriguing. How are you?
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Ok...so I have been sitting here trying to come up with something really awesome to say in reply...but I can't this is quite possibly the most entertaining message I have ever recieved so I give you brownie points lol!! It made me smile!
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That's was the cutest pick up line ever
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And last, my personal favorite:
I'm actually Bowser.. this is awkwardddd...

LOL I got called out by one girl
"Ha. Is that a generic message you sent?"
I responded with "Only to those cute girls with great sense of humor "
How would you guys respond to that?

ME: OMG! Finally! Whew...

I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns.

P.S. You are the princess right?

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HB: I hope I'm a princess! So how are you today? And do you really live in the UK? That's pretty sweet, I would love to visit.

[Name]
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ME: I really do live in the UK and I'm tired. I't's been a long, arduous journey as I've been walking.. yes.. not horse back riding, but walking since my king is too cheap to lend me a horse for two weeks looking for this damn princess.

So are you in fact this said princess? (Hoping isn't enough!)

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HB: Haha I'm going to say yes!! You may call me Princess Peach.=] I bet you're so tired from all of that walking, you should probably lie down and rest.=]

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ME: Princess Peach?! Then my current attire of shining armour is out of place. Let me quickly change into some blue dungarees and a little red hat and give me some time to grow a moustache!

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There is no time for resting! We must escape the rule of your tyrant king and run away together - to start a new kingdom!

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HB: Haha! Well I was born in GA so I thought it was appropriate. Are you always wanting to whisk American princesses away, off into the sunset. A real knight and shining armor, well atleast until you decided to change.


Seems to be working quite well so far, though I'm stuck with what to reply now...

I had one girl just reply to something similar with:

Slimmy: Oh, I do love copy and paste messages....

And I thought, "Oh, shoot! Busted!"

But I realized that it didn't really matter what she had written, because it was actually a shit test! In my opinion, the best thing is to just "come clean" so to speak, so i responded with:

FreshPrince: "I really enjoy copy and pasted messages too, which is why I use them. In fact, for all you know, this entire message you're reading right now is one long Public Service Announcement-styled copy and paste message.

Honestly, though, most girls on these sites are psychos, or really 60 year old men, or else just plain not who you're looking for. So I have to send out something to the attractive girls on here, but I'm a very busy man, and can't have the time to write every one a fully personalized message like I'd like to, so I wait for some girl genuine enough to give a genuine response.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Anyways, you've passed the genuine test here, so congratulations! But it takes a lot more than that to win me over. Don't worry, you're doing well so far. "

It make her qualify herself as not a psycho without directly calling her on it, indirectly calls her attractive, and DHV's like nobody's business. I got another one later that called me out on it, but was done in a playful tone:

Slimmy 2: "first of all that was hilarious so props on that becuse i must say i am impressed haha and another thing ...is this a typical message you send to all girls on here? because that all came off very well played and thought out lol just a thought.."

I didn't know if I should send the same thing (Responding to being called out on a copy/paste message with a copy/paste message... Ha!), but was also thinking of jazzing up the first line with something like Gambler's gig:

FreshPrince: "No, baby. You know you're the only one for me. Just kidding. "

before going into the rest of the message as before. What are your guys' thoughts?

I've used this 7 times so far and 6 replies have came back already. I've noticed after 3 messages from me, the 4th is latest time you can transition, after that its like you're milking the opener. Ill post my results of these replies for any non believers. Im using this on myyearbook with a lame profile, its got no words just 2 pics of me but it seems to work lol

Lately the replies I'm getting are something like: "haha" or "lol" "I am (or am not) the princess" and that's the end or sometimes they'll ask a pointless question like "what's up?" or "how's it going?" I've sent the 2nd reply (modified of course) and I tend to not get a response back. I've tried various responses, but can't of the one...What do you guys think?

Dude, I only use the opener and UNLESS they keep going along with it completely then I move on with the conversation and just keep the flirt. Try building comfort by starting debates based on their profiles, either disagree or agree with something. I like disagreeing since I seem to get more flirtation with it then simply agreeing. Hope this helps man. I've closed 3 numbers with this and am closing my 4th as we speak, so far 15 messages sent with this opener, 13 replies and 3 numbers so far.

I'm had some replies with this but like another said, i'm having a hard time tryin to transition off of it. I feel like the story is gettin old and I need to heat it up. Any help?