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 Post subject: How's my profile look?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:44 am 
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Here it is- http://www.okcupid.com/profile/wonderbeard... I put a bit of time into writing it, but it doesn't seem to be getting any attention. Anyone have any suggestions?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:57 am 
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Yep boys should do the approaching. I couldn't see your profile for some reason but the best luck I have had with online (which I don't do anymore because it's balls) was when I wrote one short paragraph about myself and then a freaking novel about everything I expected from my potential mate. Girls are fucking weird.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:09 am 
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The problem is that you don't exist on there. where's your profile? Can't get to it.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:47 pm 
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Hey is it really a freesite?Cause I saw some girls on the site from where I'm from and they look like HB8 and shit :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:55 pm 
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Yeah man I'm not seeing nothin here


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:06 pm 
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Whoops, sorry about that guys. Couldn't figure out how to properly link to my profile, so I copied and pasted instead.

My self-summary:
Howdy! The first thing that should be known about me is that
I have a potent, and perhaps quirky, sense of humor. I like to poke fun at anything and everyone, and love it when people can keep up with me. I'm studying Plastics Engineering Technology at (BLANK!) University, work nights downtown, and have been doing powerlifting training for the past year or so. I use the slower parts of my work shifts to sketch out human anatomy, as well as my on-going cartoon character, Party Bot. I love my BPA filled Nalgene bottle, but I am constantly losing track of it. I am an Eagle Scout, and like to reference my Scout tattoo whenever my credibility comes into question.

What I'm Doing With My Life:
My job and school take up a lot of my time, but my real passion for the last year or so has been weightlifting and fitness. I spend a lot of time making meals and working hard in the weight room. There are few things that feel better to me than finishing a workout and being totally wiped, knowing that you are improving yourself, inside and out. Lifting makes me feel both physically stronger and mentally tougher. Ooh, and I shower often.

I'm Really Good At:
I'm really good at laughing. I also excel at making fun of things, getting other people to laugh with me, and cheering people up, whether they be my best friends or strangers. I truly believe that laughter is the best medicine, even if it tastes like ass sometimes.

The First Things That People Notice About Me:
My ever-changing facial hair, or perhaps my stinging humor

Favorite books, music, movies, food, etc...:
The internet is my favorite book, movie, music, and food. It is all of the above. I also enjoy Thai food.

The six things I could never do without:
If it came down to it, I think I could make do for quite some time with a K-Bar, some warm clothes, flint and steel, a good amount of twine, and a water filter. Oh and all the other generic stuff that most people usually say, too. If there's time.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Superpowers. Getting a bulldog. How different the world feels compared to five years ago. How intricate, amazing, and beautiful the human body is. Burritos.

On a typical Friday night, I am:
Drinking beers, making new friends, and laughing with old friends. Also getting into odd conversations with total strangers. Either that, or working and still getting into odd conversations with total strangers.

The most private thing I'm willing to list here:
When I was three or four, I used to run around my house naked pretending to be Sharptooth from The Land Before Time. Usually in front of my older siblings and their friends.

You should message me if:
If you think you could keep up with my sarcasm, you have a cool stupid human trick to share, or if you're into health and fitness. Extra points if do any kind of weight training regularly.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:44 am 
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'When I was three or four, I used to run around my house naked pretending to be Sharptooth from The Land Before Time. Usually in front of my older siblings and their friends.'

Haha That is pretty funny!


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:20 pm 
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It's well thought out but it doesn't have much personality to it.

How I'd prefer your profile go:
Summary:
There are lots of things you should know about me but the most important one is that I'm an Eagle Scout; AKA professional outdoor survivalist. If our first date leaves us stranded on a deserted island, I'll build us the Swiss Family Robinson tree house in a day. If on our second date our plane goes down in the middle of the arctic; I'll kill us a polar bear (get over it, they aren't THAT close to extinction) and we'll cuddle to keep warm. If on our third date, our ship crashes into rocks...I'll break up with you cause you're obviously bad luck. I'm also a power lifter, engineer, and compulsive doodler.
Life:
Every day I like to improve myself a little bit. I'm a fitness fanatic and very driven in school and life.
Skip Good At
Keep Your First things
Skip Favorite books
Skip Six Things
Keep Your Thinking about
Skip Friday night
Keep Private

Message:
I'm selective about who I spend time with on a regular basis, but I do really like meeting new people. Message me if you want to spend our first date on a deserted island.


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