Ok for those of you that i have talked to in chat you know I'm a little crude to say the least. I'm not only like this online but in real life. I always pick the funny thing to say over the right thing to say and care little about the consequences. If you are offended easily, do not continue please. I really go by the name IOWA it is a nickname I got when I moved to the suburbs of Chicago and it has stuck with me. I would be willing to say that more people know me by the name IOWA then by my real name. When I moved there I hung out with the wrong crowd and did some questionable acts, most of which I'm very proud of. One thing that came with hanging out with the wrong crowd is I got in my fair share of fights. The following is a conversation I had with a female (shes a solid
that was at one of these fights (this was over 6 years ago and she still remembers who I am. Thats one of the benefits of having a catchy nickname that people don't forget. thus this name got a lot bigger then I am.) I had never really talked to this girl even though we hung out with a lot of the same people. and we both went to the same school which is a fairly large school (about 1200 in the graduating class). She liked one of my comments I left on a friends status telling him to have this girl that he was thinking about dating to make him a sandwich to decide whether or not he should date here (thank you guido for introducing me to mlib.com) So i added her thinking this girl has got to be game. i opened her with that "i have married and divorced you in my mind" internet opener that I found on a different thread in this forum and she fell for it hook line and sinker. We talked for a little bit and she told me how she thought owning horses and being in the army are sexy. I knew this girl was game. we talked and bull shitted for a little bit just joking around and i constantly kept it very sexual. Today she sent me a IM and this is a copy paste of that conversation with some minor editing to avoid incriminating either of us and to avoid this post getting deleted by chief or hobbit
GIRL is it a seven hour time difference or a nine hour time difference?
IOWA 9
GIRL so....its seven there?
IOWA well done
GIRL almost?
yaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
IOWA i do enjoy a girl who can do basic math
GIRL good, cause that's all the math i can do.
i can do some algebra...but not well...
adding really is my thing though
IOWA yea i never did math in high school
GIRL god.
good*
IOWA i would seriously recieve the homework put it in my bag and go to sleep
again it was really funny to watch the look on the teachers face cause
undoubtedly every math teacher is either A.) i female who is a over
sensitive nerd B.) a nerd fag
*EDITED PART ABOUT STUPID THINGS THAT WERE DONE IN SCHOOL HAVING TO DO WITH ILLICIT SUBSTANCES*
IOWA nice
thats pretty well done
GIRL i thought so
sooo do you know how hard it is to make a list of 222 anythings? i haven't
even started yet
(I HAD ASKED HER TO MAKE ME A LIST OF 222 DESIRES SHE HAS IN A
PREVIOUS CONVERSATION )
IOWA ill take the top 10 with pictures
GIRL lmao
a lonley soldier
IOWA mhmm *gives best attempt at puppy eyes
yea that always works
GIRL i'm sure it does.
but probably not this tim
e
mtv warned me about sending risque photographs to people
they say you might try to sell them online
and that's dangerous
IOWA i have a security clearance
GIRL that means nothing to me
IOWA i should be more afraid of you sending the pictures you took while we were
married and selling them
and youll make more money on the gay porn side of the house
GIRL you are soooo bitter
wowwwwwww
IOWA like you said the sex in the city was pretty traumatic
ill never forget that you did that to me
GIRL listen, sex and the city is extremely irresponsible for the way they make
life seem. it's all lies. women aren't like that.
i promise.
IOWA *EDITED* FUNNY SEVERLY OFFENSIVE COMMENT ABOUT SEX IN THE
CITY*
hahahaha
i love the shit that comes out of my mouth
GIRL lmao
it was pretty good
i'm wittier than you think
just not over a computer
IOWA im down to find out
GIRL no, yeah i already decided in my head that we are getting extremely drunk
together whenever you come back to reality
IOWA but if your not ill probably leave you on the side of the road
GIRL i'm fine with that. i never met anybody who didn't like me.
or...maybe i'm just full of myself
IOWA ive never met someone who did like me
im an ass
GIRL i think we'll get along plesantly
IOWA or maybe im just full of myself
yea thats pretty dependant of your willingness blow me
GIRL ahhhhh it depends on how drunk i am but i'm sure something can be
worked out
i did cheat on you with the pool boy, i guess i owe you something.
IOWA ill take that
but i gotta roll doll u have a good one
i still expect the email
GIRL you tooo
lol oh dearr
CHAT