Guys, so disappointed I can't share the transcript with you. My fucking pc crashed as I was copying. I am new to sarging and tonight I gained proof that it works hands down.

Case 1 - Girl 27 in town 20 miles from me

Small talk intro. She asked me what I did for a living and I said 'oh you are pushy'. I then made a random comment about it being a nice evening to go for a walk and watch the stars. She agreed. I asked her what she was doing in the chatroom. She said she was bored, and I replied (negging her again) that she had no one to watch the stars with therefore she must be hard work. She was the asking why. The I made a killer statement about coming into the chatroom for a deep connection and all I get are woman looking for sexy fun. She agreed, so neg 3 followed and I asked her if all she wanted was sexy fun. She said I misunderstood, so I asked her what does she want. She replied she didn't know. I know at this point if I play my cards right I could close it.

She then asked me if I had a pic. I negged her again, saying how demanding she was. I then told her I did but it was too early to swap. I then suggested she describe herself, which she did and then asked me to do the same. I then pushed it and said I am well endowed too, and quickly followed it with 'OMG I can't believe I said that. She said she couldnt believe it either. I replied 'yeh but woman do like well endowed men. She said maybe but I am trying not to be like that. I said 'you like small penises?' I then asked her what her fantasy is and she boringly said to be happy. She asked me what mine was and I told her to enjoy life, have great sex and eat amazing food and drink, and to have adventures. She said it was a good answer to which I replied that I know, and she is the type of woman who would dig that, maybe even enjoy looking at the stars. I then said she was a woman who liked to succeed (suck seed) and that she takes life in her hands and goes for it. I told her we had a nice connection, and she said 'you think?' I said 'sure, and you do too' to which she agreed. I then asked her how she thought we could take this forward. She replied she didn't know so I suggested she give me her number. She said it was too early in the day, so I replied should I try at 11pm? I then began to become scarce saying I had to go. And made a statement 'email it is then' I hadn't mentioned email to this point. I then guessed her email from her name (she was amazed by that), and she confirmed it, but it was slightly different so I didn't even really guess it. The conversation ended by her seeking assurance I would be in touch.

I wish you could have seen the actual coversation. Textbook. This stuff works.

Case 2 - Woman 40 in town 30 miles from me

Started with small talk, and used the same neg when she asked me what I did for a living. When she asked again later I told her that now that we knew each other I could tell her. I told her I'd been playing golf and asked her if she played. She replied 'maybe' Right there I knew it was on. We flirted around a little bit on the play theme. She asked me if I was married to which I replied I am single and virile (cheesy I know). She then told me she was married and that I wouldnt want to talk to her now. I reassured her that I enjoy chatting to all women in general. She then asked me if I had msn (I don't as I use an imac), she then asked if I drive (of course!). I escalated by saying that no msn shouldn't stop us (implied sex of course but no mention of it directly. My assuming attitude worked and she didn't disagree. She told me she doesn't cum on here often (her spelling) and I replied I didn't cum much on here either. I then asked how can we continue this. She said that I don't have msn again. So I asked her if she wanted to give me her email or number. First of all she gave me her email, so I told her 'great, we can take this forward' She then - amazingly - offered up her number. And told me that I needed to be discrete. My textbook reply (thanks to my mate V) was that I never kiss and tell. Deal done. Oh, and she also told me earlier that she has a caravan that she likes to go to. On enquiry, sometimes on her own, sometimes with a friend, sometimes her son. No mention of her husband.

I couldn't make this stuff up!!!

Happy sarging!

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