| So you've created a witty, original profile that DHV with pics of both your body and face (that also DHV). Now its time to figure out who to sarge. I've number closed at least 50 women on a dating website and I wouldn't have even approached them unless they looked hot. However, something interesting will happen when you see some of them in person, they are fucking UGLY. So there are a couple of rules to follow that will filter out the false-HB's:
1) Ideally, she should be following the closeup face, full body-shot rule you are following. Women are sneaky as all hell, and they will do anything they can to hide their true physique. A big thing they do is offer a full body shot but provide it in a full group picture where they are awkwardly bending or partially obscured by something else. Alarms should go off in your head because more times than not this is deliberate on her part to hide her true physique. If you are truly interested in the girl, enlarge the picture and study what little of her tummy is showing. I've found so many rolls this way I could start a bakery. And if you've got a single head shot only to work with, move on.
2) If you are on a dating website. check out how they describe their body-type. Full figured, more to love...obvious no's. But what if she says "about average." Guess what, her idea of "average" and your idea of "average" is very different. Her body is not attractive, and this rule has ALWAYS applied in my experience. Move on. That leaves things like athletic and toned and slender. If you get athletic and toned, thats usually a good sign, but remain on the lookout since butch women with linebacker shoulders will put this description also. That leaves slender...the best description. If she's putting slender and is anything but, you have every right to call her on it if you meet in person. Thats just fucking ridiculous (and it does happen, unfortunately).
3) Don't pay any attention to how much they exercise. They are lying most of the time.
These sound simple, but they are important. Its awkward to meet someone for the first time and in 5 seconds realize that your value is so much higher than hers you feel sick to your stomach. For that reason, always keep the first date short (I do coffee) unless you are SURE she's hot. But I'll go into more detail about that in upcoming posts. Since I've already done an opener post, I'll move on to dealing with the second e-mail in my post. But I know the opener is tough, so if anybody wants me to go into more detail about mine (which I am pretty proud of) I'd be happy to. Rock it out, gentlemen.
-Esperanto
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