I've only tried this once online. I was a major AFC with zero skills
and it actually lead to an F close.

I'm sure you can tell it's not structured at all. Needless to say, it
was sloppy and drawn out. Rereading it, it's downright embarrassing.
Here's the post exactly as it went.



I found this girl through a friend's Friends List - and I messaged her.
HBFrenchThai is about 5'5" ~125lbs C cupped Lifeguard.


Note - It's long, but it's the exact convo traded back and forth - Undoctored


me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 19, 2004 11:40 AM
just wanted to let you know youre lookin cute as hell in your pictures. cya

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 19, 2004 11:34 PM
thanks =).. your pics are lookin' pretty good too hehe.. and i love that dog hehe

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 19, 2004 11:48 PM
thanks back at ya. so what are you up to cutie?

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 20, 2004 12:08 AM
nothing much.. just bored.. been busy workin'.. you?

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 20, 2004 12:10 AM
nada much. just got my ipod mini in the mail today. now i got no excuse to skip cardio days =( ... what kinda works ya do?

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 20, 2004 11:21 PM
imma lifeguard, what about you?

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 21, 2004 01:03 AM
thats cool... beach or pool? im not workin...financial aid keeps me off the streets. it's just all about school..or so my parents think
how's life treatin ya?

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 21, 2004 01:54 AM
pool.. i hope i get that much financial aid.. my school is laggin' w/my info.. grr... life's treatin' me good.. what about you?.. what school do you go to?

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 21, 2004 12:12 PM
im at san diego state. tuition's like 1000 bucks per semester and they give me about 5000/sem. so its all good. as far as life, its goin good. boring sometimes, but when its fun, its crazy fun.
what school you go to? major?

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 21, 2004 07:49 PM
wow, that's good money hehe.. imma start goin to ucsb in the fall.. and majorin' in pre-communications.. what are you majorin' in? what year are ya?

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 21, 2004 10:31 PM
haha cool. im goin into 3rd year. but im still a soph...yah shit happens. booze can do it to ya.
you should have a lot of fun at ucsb...that was my first choice for school but got the REJECT letter for sure. so it was either sdsu or davis.
ive changed my major so many times...its crazy. art > business > comm > recreation > now liberal studies. =\ it looks like im on the 15 year degree plan.

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 21, 2004 11:11 PM
haha.. mayn i haven't drank in awhile.. grr.. ucsb rejected you? and you got in at ucsd? crazy.. ucsd was my first choice.. but they rejected me.. gRr.. wow.. seems like you're gonna be in school forever =P hehe jkjk

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 01:37 AM

!! how dare you talk smack on my forever schooling!!! just kidding...ill be the weird 30 year old at the frat parties for sure. lookin forward to that...
and no got the boot from ucsd too. i chose sdsu because my girlfriend at the time was goin to ucsd...and then she dumped me the summer before school started =\
its all gravy now though...i love san diego state. good parties here...ucsb has some good ones too from what i hear. so put on your party hat...unless youre ACTUALLy planning on studyin

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 01:50 AM
aw.. that's a sad story.. oh wellz.. that's life hehe.. wtf.. study? wth is that? haha.. party party pArTaY =P.. wow.. isn't sdsu like one of the biggest party schools? haha.. does everyone stay in school forever then? haha jkjk =P

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 02:07 AM
laff...here at sdsu, you learn how to do the least possible just to get by...barely. sdsu is a big time party school...but i think ucsb was rated higher. it's crazy over there.
around here, lotsa little parties (house, frat, whatever), but ucsb...huge parties...like block parties. its nuts.
and yah, since it's a state university...not UC, budget cuts kick us in the ass. we had 20% of classes cut last fall. and this fall theyre cutting another 30%. so nobody gets to graduate in 4 =\

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 02:32 AM
wow.. ur makin' me really lookin' forward to the parties at ucsb hehe.. =p.. ugh that sucks tho.. i hope the budget cuts don't fuck up how much financial aid imma be getting.. or else imma begging to csulb to let me register late hehe..

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 02:42 AM
Long beach??! geebus...that's a big drop from ucsb.
so is your name brigy...pronounced bridgeeee or briggg-E...or is that just a nickname? and what you doin up so late.

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 02:51 AM
yup.. pronounced just the way you think it is.. but my names brigitte.. yea.. lb hehe.. like my whole high school is going there lolz.. and i'm always up this late.. probably cuz i stay on the comp and don't let myself sleep hehe.. what about you?

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 02:54 AM
me...im tired, but too bored to sleep. ya know?? point me in the direction of fun...so i can sleep happy.

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 02:59 AM
::points at my face:: hehe =P

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 03:03 AM
sounds like a plan. youre in orange county area...which means itll take about an hour and a half for you to get here. so youve got till 430. upon arrival ill point and then ill go to bed.

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 03:06 AM
haha.. more like long beach area so it should be a lil sooner.. you usually just go drivin' to places people tell you, point, and go to bed? =P

me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 03:10 AM
mm not exactly. youre driving down. i point. then you can go back. by the time you get back to long beach, i should be asleep. what do you get out of it? think of the drive as an adventure? i dunno.
unless you have any other suggestions for fun.

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 22, 2004 03:12 AM
uMm.. fun? i thought you were trying to get to sleep here? hehe.. hm.. i think imma do that now though.. i hafta work tomorrow.. gRr!.. it was nice talking to you though =).. message me again sometimes .. good night.. sweet dreams of me! =)





That was 3 days and after reading it again, it's PAINFUL.
I want to rip my eyes out for DLV-ing myself so much
and making retarded conversation.

Thought I had talked a bit much with her, so I gave her
a few days off.

Onward.





me
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 26, 2004 01:45 AM
briggy...what do you think you are doing? and... gots aim??

her
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 27, 2004 12:50 PM
what do i think i'm doing? um.. respondin' to your message? hehe and of course i have aim hehe.. xxxxxxxxxx(the only doctored part)..



The rest is off the record. It was over AIM, so I don't have any logs of it.

The gist of it goes, "I'm going to be in town on XX Day, let's hang out"
She agreed and we met.

She had a bonfire to go to with her friends and she wanted me to come
along. I agreed.

Only thing I remember from that day was that I didn't have sandals, so I
drove to her place w/ bare feet. It was def a conversation topic. Went to
the store, bought a pair and went to the beach.

Meshed with her friends a bit and got hot and heavy in the back seat of
my car as I was dropping her off. She got really self conscious maybe
because of sand in her vagina? lol

She make out, and she says to come over the next day.

Went to her place, asked her for the tour. Her house was tiny, so the tour
was over in 30 seconds. I said, "Show me your room again." That led to
a door closing, making out and an F close.



It was very sloppy to say the least - not the F close, but it is true that I
demonstrated more Alpha traits in person than I had ever done in my life.



I consider this mostly luck, as she found my pictures of interest to her.
And the same to a picture of my dog.

One thing I did do right was not pay for her food and acted like a cocky
college boy that she had never seen.

If there's anything worth commenting about this post, feel free. Just
thought I'd share a first experience as a major AFC.