Now.. I mean this in the nicest way possible.. but..

Is it just me, or are women/girls getting more stupid every passing year? I like putting playful titles as the subject because I know for a fact some girls just delete "No Subject" messages and I like putting things such as "Hey Punk" or "Hey, Guess What?!"/Etc/Etc/Etc.. but...

Some women take it literally.. I've had a few girls go "Um.. why are you calling me a punk", "I am no punk.. u damn best watch who yu sayin that too!" "umm excuse me?? PUNK????"

Example: in another thread I read about the titanic opener. Basically asking them if they were waiting tables next to them on the Titanic. Now.. I don't know who in the world hasn't seen Titanic but some women think you are literally implying that they're servants or waitresses. (It's kind of amusing if you need a laugh)

FFS It's playful.. It's like if a friend logs on and says "Hey fag." I don't reply with "What?! You calling me a bundle of sticks?!" Maybe I still have the kid mentality though and I like to be playful, I don't know.

So I've been testing out different subject titles/openers and I've found a lot of women take offense to almost every thing.

I get it though: They're on dating sites so their "Anti-Horny Asshole Shield" is always up. This is pretty much why you always get the snobby anti-guy message back from most of them, they just want to put on a tough appearance online.

Does anyone have any Subject Titles that they've had moderate success with and that women don't take too offensively or any stupid-proof titles?

Say something spontaneous. Here are some subject titles that I got good responses with:

Ok, so what if...
Yeah , I disagree.
Look, Miss.
At first I was like "whoa"
Let's play a game
Sparkly Mountain Tops
Ridiculous intuition
First impression
Just a god damn FYI
DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON
Throwing windows
What are you thinking??
LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW DAMN IT

Now, some of these went better than others, but in the end if I had wanted to talk to them more, I could have done so easily. I felt bad since I was fucking with them from the start and just testing how to get responses easily.

Good luck.

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