ok so i've met this girl before a couple of times nothing really happened cuz i was more focused on her friend, i haven't seen or talked to her for a while so i decided to send her this msg over fb, and got a weird response that i usually don't get when i do this kind of thing
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After takin a look at your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful memories...I will always have a special place in my heart jus for you =]

your ex-hubby,

Serge

P.S. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup
=P

HB:
what ???
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any ideas on how i can respond?

dude....I'm coming at this one from an intuitive standpoint. I've read about this opener a million times, but the key here is opener. I find it really confusing that you would do this to any girl I have actually met. To my mind, this is something for online opening, as in total strangers, not acquaintances. I bet she was mad confused.