OK....having a hard time getting a conversation going w/ this girl. We're relative acquaintances from other friends...but shes younger than me about 7 years. 26 & 19/20ish.
This was a real event that i tried to make into an opener....
Me: alright dude.....
i've got a bone to pick with you...
i went to mazzio's tonight...and, well....
Problem 1.) you weren't there...i was hoping to have another rockin' conversation about how parmesan cheese stinks while i waited on my pizza, instead.....i sat alone and was bored!
Problem 2.) Found a long freakin' hair in my pizza!!!!! WTF is up with that?????? I partially blame you for this! If you had been there then maybe some special care would have been taken with my food! But i guess you were having too good of a time being a slacker and not working!!!!

LOL
Her:Lol oh my god are you serious. And I would totally call,
Me:yeah i know right? Do you guys have that problem a lot down there?
Her:No never ever I swear we're really good with that stuff.
Me:Whatev!!!! All i know is i'm pretty hurt right now.....i feel like the Henryetta Mazzio's just treated me like a $2 Hooker!!! lol
Her:Lol funny.
Me: WTF?! This amuses you?
She doesn't respond past that....i need some critiquing and guidance with this.
It was only like 11:30pm...that might have something to do with it...but what i want to know is....if the convo just ends abruptly like that....is that pretty much a no brainer shes not interested? I mean, yeah i get an "LOL Funny at the end", but nothing past that?
What should i do/work on?