I got this girl's number at this multi-school confrence thing, so I've been wondering how to advance to flirtier stuff without coming on TOO TOO fast. I think she's been digging me because when I don't reply in 15mins it seems like she second-guesses herself, thinks her last test wasn't interesting and sends me another text, but it's just a guess whats running through her head when she sends another.

What's some flirty stuff to say without seeming too forward or coming on too fast. I've been texting her for 5 days, but not Monday. Sunday and today she initiated conversation.

'It's such a shame you are x years old. We get along great but I am only attracted to girls over the age of 60. I have a gilf fetish you see. We can still get married but I am probably going to have to fake it with you or think about colostomy bags and saggy tits.'

Roleplaying I have found to be a great way of gaming girls. It is fun as well. Whenever I am working during text chat I will say something like 'I am out slaving away whilst you are at home watching Jeremy Kyle adding inches to your already crater sized ass. I am sick of it, for the sake of the kids I am staying with you.'

If you joke about being married, in a relationship and they play along- GAME ON.