So I'm new to this forum, but I thought I would share a few of the conversations I've had on myspace and facebook.. Enjoy!



This one is a HB9.5, read from the bottom up.

We would never get along if we weren't equally sarcastic,
But text me right away then I am going to text you something dirty..
XXX-XXX-XXXX

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well i make no guarantees lol
just kidding im a 19 year old college girl that plays tennis and models and beats up boys like you in my spare time

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Ehhhhhh,
I don't usually give out my number..

You promise your not a forty year old construction worker trying to kidnap and rape me?

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i actually dont know my number because i just changed it but if you give me yours ill text you and then you will have it


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Haha.
That one made me laugh,
congratulations. =]

But hey,
I'm gonna get off here.

So lets escalate our new friendship and give me your number.

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you caught me...im just one of those jerks tryin to sex you haha
hold your ground ....dont let me take your virginity

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No wayyy,
discount on the hotel suite..

Geez your pervert,
you just want to get in my pants..

But I'm not falling for it,
my mother warned me about girls like you.. ;D

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that means sexy time
haha


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You know I thought you were kind of cute but this mean-ness is starting to bring out your sexy side,
lets skip the wedding and move straight to the honeymoon..

You know what that means right..?


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you dont have to act all tough ...i know your scared
and if your not than id like to challenge you to a fight!
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Lol.
Those might ward off some other guys that talk to you,
but you don't intimidate me one bit..

Remember I'm different. =D



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lol i have no boyfriend
i killed the last one for making fun of me ...hint hint thats your warning
haha just kidding iv never killed anyone...just tasered a few and knocked out the rest

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Hahaha.
Oh I was just waiting until you would get feisty on me,
I don't know who your boyfriend is..

But he needs to start spanking you harder.. =p


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what the hell is that supposed to mean? whats wrong with brunettes?
you better watch what you say to me..ill have you know that i do cage fighting buster!

and i dont want a dog...i want a miniature pig named herman

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And I want the dog!
Your so cute and fun haha,
even though your brunette.. =p


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ok lol but if we get divorced i get to keep the huge diamond that you are going to have to buy me for my finger

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If we don't run out of good names then we'll try eleven,
and if I don't slap the divorce papers on you haha. =]

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sounds good to me!
how about 11? nine is just not enough
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I was actually thinking this weekend,
we could go off to Vegas..

Have nine good looking afro babies,
and then start off a famous family of traveling magicians.. =D



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ok...um i think i have time for a wedding tomorrow
sound like a date?

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Haha.
I knew you were in love with me,
and if not I would have given you fifteen more minutes..

So let's take the next step,
marry me?

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your gonna make me go to your profile...how inconvenient!
and yes im madly in love haha
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Haha.
Uh-Ohhhh,
are you in love with me already? =p

And you want to know mine?
You'll just have to ready my profile,
I have more than enough information about me ha. =D

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lol you are cracking me up
seriously...your awesome ...most guys are just jerk faces

three best qualities...hmm..
probly being super adventurous, kind, and creative

what are yours mister dork lover?
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Ha.
I'm the type of person that always keeps you guessing,
but you really do seem like you have a cool personality..

What are your three best qualities?
And being cute like a dork doesn't count. =p

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very true
way to be original
cant say i was expecting to see that when i opened up the message

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Haha.
Well I'm a sucker for dorkiness.. =]
And at least I'm not like those other meatheads on here and say things like, "Damn baby your fucking hott.."

I like to set myself apart from others. =p

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how dare you call me a dork!
jerk! lol
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SUBJECT: You're cute...
MESSAGE: For a dork.. =p



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HB8 from facebook, saw her at a party but her boyfriend was with her. Read from top to bottom.

Me: How's my fourth favorite little brat doing..?

Her: Im doin ok. Tryin to get used to bein single. U?

Me: Single?
Imaginary boyfriends always help,
and they also do and say whatever you want them to...


Haha.
Problem solved. ;P

Her: Hahahahaha!!
Yes.. I broke up with him.
Lots of stuff.. long story.



Me: Well I like talking about positive things,
and break ups aren't that positive...

So subject change!
There is something really important that I need to talk to you about though... =/

Her: Um, yes sir?!

Me: Ehhhhh,
never mind I'll tell you some other time.

Her: NOOO!! tell me now

Me: Oh well I was just going to say that you have really pretty eyes...
Especially your left one.. ;P

Her: Hahahaha Thank you
My left one?
because you can never see my right one bc of my hair?

haha

Me: Haha.
No because your right one slants off to the side a little bit,
soooo unattractive...

Her: ass hole!!!

Me: Wow could you please re-frame from using derogatory words,
we need to keep facebook G-rated you know..

Her: UGHHHHHH.
You're so mean.
How's that?
gosh.. you can't say something like that to a girl.
they become super self conscious.
haha

Me: Hahaha.
That was cute,
and it actually made me laugh..
So congratulations. ;D

But hey I'm getting off here,
give me your number and we can talk for a bit via text message.

Her: XXX-XXX-XXXX

..jerk.

Me: Alright I'm going to text you something dirty,
so you have to be ready for it..

Her: Deal

SUPER GAME BRO! I give you props all da way!

Mad props man! That was some insanely good online gaming right there!

Did you happen to know either one of those girls? It looks like you didn't know the myspace chick, but you knew the facebook chick

No I didn't know the Myspace girl, the Facebook one me and her had a mutual friend that we went to a party together. But we never talked to each other we just made eye contact. So I added her and waited for her and her boyfriend to end it haha.

And what 'dirty' texts do you actually send them?

Every time I get a girls number I'll tell them I'm going to text them something dirty so they have mine. I then text them, "Something dirty..." This is to sexual escalate and see if they actually gave me their real number.

Most replies from that are;

"Ohhhh you totally just turned me on.."
"Haha. You are so funny!"

Someone else from another forum came up with this, so props to them.

Haha that is very clever, I dig it

I have a killer MySpace "Game" for your game that works.

So as not to overstep my bounds on this forum - I'll give you the 66 page report for free.

If you attend one of my free webinars (again, not selling anything...) shoot me an email after it and I'll forward you my kwikbook on myspace game.

See my signature link to get to my webinar.

JD

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How do you reply when the girl says "Why am I a dork?"

What i did was i disregarded her question and moved on.. Then when i send this:

"Ha.
I'm the type of person that always keeps you guessing,
but you really do seem like you have a cool personality..

What are your three best qualities?
And being cute like a dork doesn't count. =p "

They never reply.. What am i doing wrong?