If your aim is to nail as many hot girls as possible, the internet is the place to do it. No questions.

I have a series of posts lined up to give the non-hopers, the desperate, the inexperienced and the uninitiated all the tools he needs to completely clean up.

Please be aware this is not for the romantic type. My style is, short, sharp, cheeky and abrupt. It works.

I don't do it to meet their mothers. I don't do it for dates. I don't do it for romance or friends. I do it because I enjoy screwing gorgeous women.

1. Profile

Keep it simple and humourous - two themes that will become synonymous with success.

Here is mine, I change it regularly:

"Yo,

I'm just your average superhero.

I love the outdoors, drinking, adventure, poker, galaxy minstrels and women.

I hate people who are obsessed with football, people with no ambition, ankle injuries and fat people.

Be funny, local and intelligent and you might win my magical mystical prize."

You need to consider your 'tagline' very carefully. What makes you click on taglines? Think about your target audience. Do searches of other men, your competition, what are they doing? What looks good? Does your profile stand out enough?

Include a couple of photos of yourself. It astounds me at the number of guys putting photos up of themselves looking less than their best. Use black and white photography taken in the company of friends. It's worth noting that the photo will be what attracts the lady to your profile so you need to pick one that looks the best in the 'thumbnail' view - attention to detail lads!

2. First Message

The idea of the first message is to get a response. Sounds simple, but I'm sure you guys know as well as I do that it can be fooking hard to get that first reply. Once you've got it, you can breath a sigh of relief as it will only be a matter of time and distance before you're reaming her into next week.

Usually you can pick on something on her profile and make an issue out of it. This is important as it proves you have read her profile and she will notice this(whether subconsciously or not). The best way to go about it is to write something very simple. The reason this works is that if the girl has deemed it important enough to mention on her profile then a message relating to it should rile her enough to gain a response.

The trouble is, a lot of the beautiful women have very vacuous profiles and rely on their gorgeous pictures to pull in the punters. In that case there are some stock messages I send. Using these messages has multiple advantages as they also appeal to one's lazy side.

Examples

1. It's a shame you're not the spontaneous type...

2. Is it true what they say about girls from [insert town where she lives]?

3. Is it true what they say about [insert her occupation]?

Occaissionally;

4. Have you decided yet or what...?

Think abou this girl. She's getting inundated with messages from idiots spouting all manner of nonesense. Something short, sharp, different, considered and cheeky will almost guarantee a response

I have a shed-load more advice to unload on willing readers; such as the response one should give to the reply to the above four opening messages.

I'll add the next installment soon.

Remember, simple and funny.