listen, i dont know you, but thats okay. as long as myspace says youre on my people you may know list, its cool.

anyways, my name is freddrekvonyour nameens, but you can call me your name for short. i just recieved news today that i had been diagnosed with an inoperable form of type three toe obesity. my left foot weighed in today at six hundred and niney eight pounds. its kind of ironic, because that is how much my hourly burger king meals are, if you counted it in cents. anyways, the doctor says i have only a few more seconds left to live, so i wanted to do something ive never done before (both due to my morbid obesity and conjoined twin), but my foot will not fit through the door without the aid of a bulldozer and a ten man construction crew...and frankly i dont have the time for such nonsense. anyways, my goal would be to talk to a pretty girl. do you think a person such as yourself could help a kid out?

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of course, the key here is to not actually be fat, have conjoined twins, or swollen left feet. right feet are permissable, though.