I normally avoid the online sarging section like the plague, but this topic caught my attention.
I'll share just such an email I once wrote to a chick once. It made her feel very dirty
Quote:
My Dezzy,
I cannot help myself from thinking about you and the grand adventures we will have. I know that our time together will be short but the that is exactly why the God himself envies our mortality - to end something is to make a journey infinitely more significant and pleasurable. Everything can be so much more beautiful for the two of us.
I cannot even begin to describe the things I want to do to you, but something urges me to at least try, as if verbalizing my thoughts should quell the flame that is my uncontrollable desire to ravish you.
I want to caress the skin that outlines your form with the tips of the tips of my fingers like the gentle sea breeze upon the wings of an angel and softly tell you things in your ear that you have never even imagined before. I would fall deep into a trance as I am mesmerized by your feminine beauty, feeling the very core of your radiant spirit. The very idea of you devouring all that I am with your feminine essence as I savagely claim your unexplored territory as my own keeps me from my sleep. I cannot hold for any more seconds as I fantasize about giving you nirvana for one exact perfect moment that cannot possibly defined by any rational number.
We would be like old lovers meeting for the first time, falling deeply into an abyss of ecstasy and limitless arousal as we lose ourselves in each others shining eyes, holding onto nothing but each other for the warmest and safest feeling that this life has to offer. We would both fall in love for the first time all over again as if we were to be reborn by each others touch. Angels having sex would be jealous of our loving pleasure.
If you could imagine never meeting me, you would be imagining a life that lacks so much luster that it might as well be death. For both you and I, it would be like never being able to feel anything real. I want to give you the breath of life and show you everything you have been missing. It will all be yours and yours alone, if only for one beautiful weekend.
If only I could make you see the glorious beauty of what I picture in my mind, the visions alone would take your very soul to greater heights than heaven itself. I will give you the greatest adventure you will ever experience with any man. I have absolutely no doubt about that.
-Chief
In short, vivid yet vague imagery and NLP online = win
Use this kinda shit with caution
