sigh, here's a transcript of my messages with an HB7. Nothing special.
me
MESSAGE TITLE: but coffee is bad for you
yeah, coffee is a drug. lol
it's ok though, I drink it too!
anyway you seem to have a level head, but are you interesting?
riddle me this,
what would your friends say about you if they talked to me?
make it interesting!
her
If u read my profile n didn't think I was interesting, then doesn't that answer your question?
Aside from that, my friends would tell you that I am reliable, a jokester, n reasonable...
me
nope, I saw your pics and read your profile, I needed to know a little bit more about you. But I guess you passed my test, lol
criminal justice, so you want to like bust drug dealers or something?
I've just started this whole online thing and I was just wondering, why do you think there are so many bi girls on? I'm surprised there are so many on here. it's kind of funny.
her
There are so many bi girls because guys aren't doing their job... Lol point blank period... It's sad to have to result to fish but u gotta do what u gotta do. As far as me, well, I'm allergic to fish... Lol.
I'm getting my bachelors to crj next month. I'm planning to be a parole officer in Florida but it's whatever god wants me to do...
So what about u mister?
me
me? I love fish! lol
why do you call girls fish anyway?
And I don't know what you're talking about, I do my job
I study computer science. I'm going to love my job.
Florida? I always thought about heading there after college. I really hate all the snow we get up here. That or cali.
do you have aim? sending messages back and forth is going a little too slow for my taste.
her
Ok my aim [HER AIM SN] but u have to let me kno when u go on because I'm hardly on ... I don't have patience for aim lol
me
I hardly ever use aim. But I'm always signed in.
Which was super annoying because there was this other chick that was always messaging me. First she wanted to date me, but then I saw her pics and I was all like "Omg no, I know I'm not beautiful or anything but I have to have some self respect!" lol (she was pretty bad looking) I eventually had to tell her to stop messaging me. I think she was pissed. oh well.
anyway, I'm usually on, like from 5 to 10pm. The only reason I asked for your aim was because it's faster that messaging, and I'm not sure if you're comfortable enough with me to hand me your number. (But I wouldn't mind getting your number either, lol )
her
I have to make sure that ur not an all American psyco first, at least on my end, so I wouldn't mind waiting to get ur number... I'll let ya kno. As far as that whole aim thing, that's pretty bad... But I kno where ur cumming from, that's why I wait on exchanging any type of personal info unless I deem that ur cool

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This leaves me in position I've never been in. I figure I'm supposed to simply shift the conversation to something other than her number, DHV, build rapport and interest. Then try for the number again. Any comments/suggestions?