alright so here's the convo i've been having with this VERY attractive girl. I used the mirror opener, but she didn't have any mirror pics so i modified it a little.

ME:
dude, that girl in your profile is beautiful, do you think you could hook me up?

HB9:
07/09/2009 - 11:47pm
Yeah, but there's an entrance fee.

ME:
07/09/2009 - 11:58pm
o, really? and what would that be?

HB9:
07/10/2009 - 1:34am
$500, no refunds.

ME:
07/10/2009 - 9:06am
oh dang, she charges a lot. Tell her I usually charge $250 an hour, and since I know sh'es going to want to spend more time with me than two hours, I'll be a nice guy and waive the hourly fee after that so she won't owe me any money.

But first, answer me a few questions:
Whats your favorite font on the computer?
Whats the most exciting thing you've done this summer?
Say we're going on a road trip, where are we going and what are we going to do?

HB9:
Today - 1:04am
$250 an hour?! Who is she meeting with, Mel Gibson? There had better be a lot to the package, but if the hourly fee is waived, should I leave my expectations at the door? Haha, I kid.

My favorite default font on the computer is Lucida Grande or Tahoma. Never Times New Roman, it is a poor man's font.

The most exciting thing I've done this summer was meeting up with a friend of 15 years I hadn't seen in 6 years. Hmm, which was followed by almost dying in a car accident, telling it like i is to a group of players wearing blazers, a lot laughing, and a lot of idiocy. If I were to tell you the whole story, it'd be one long message.

If I ever agreed to go on a road trip, I would first plan a destination at every X miles and do something incredibly stupid/crazy. Because I'm like that. The destination is not important, it's what happens.

Your turn.

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What do I say next?
I'm trying to transition into a real life meeting.

Wow nice dude ive never gotten a good response like that right off the bat but anyway you could make fun of one of her repsonse to the font question then asked what happend about with her friends and or say well the 1st stop on you road trip would be the coffee shop around 6ish ? like insuinating shea already gonna meet you the question is just when but you should stretch it out alil if its myspace or facebook if its a dating websight then you dont need as much but still talk a lil more c/f b4 requeast

Wow nice dude ive never gotten a good response like that right off the bat but anyway you could make fun of one of her repsonse to the font question then asked what happend about with her friends and or say well the 1st stop on you road trip would be the coffee shop around 6ish ? like insuinating shea already gonna meet you the question is just when but you should stretch it out alil if its myspace or facebook if its a dating websight then you dont need as much but still talk a lil more c/f b4 requeast

If it was me I would most probably start out with saying something like "Wait you have expectations? Wow." And then making a comment on what she said and either answering the questions you asked her or move on to another topic and/or going off talking about something she said in her last message.

Here was my response, she transitioned into meeting in real life, which i'll take as an IOI.

ME
Mel Gibson? No, I'm more of a Tom Cruise (a little reference to The Game, for you fellas lol)

Alright, my favorite fonts are Ariel and Tahoma, they are bigger fonts and you don't notice, so in school I always used them to make my essays appear longer whenever I ran out of things to say. My least favorite is Comic Sans because its always used to send invitations to company parties and family reunions that I don't want to go to.

Since I got you to agree to a roadtrip, we would go to Canada (because everyone else would go to california and then head east to see the grand canyon). We'd hit up Whistler and Big White, probably meet some crazy Canadians on the way, maybe pick up some hitchhikers if it didn't look like they were serial killers....

HB9
Today - 12:35am
Oh hell yes, Tom Cruise! EARLY Tom Cruise, I hope.

I know exactly what you mean about using spaced-out fonts like Ariel/Tahoma/Verdana instead of Times New Roman to make essays appear longer/with more content. I did that all of the time, and I used to double-space the lines instead of what they wanted, like 1.5. Or indent the paragraphs. Good times.

And no one in their sane minds use Comic Sans anymore, except for elementary teachers.

Your idea of a road-trip sounds pretty decent. I love Canadians, but Whistler I'm iffy about. The one time I went there, it was a disaster but it's a funny story. I'll have to tell it with voice for it to do any justice. Trust me, it's worth it.

Where do you live in Seattle?
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so thats where i'm at, i think i'm about to # close then go out for coffee or something.