[b]I sent an HB 9, could be ten, an email on a dating site.

My opener email was this -- [/b]
You're adorable, so adorable in fact that I've decided im going to adopt you as my new best friend. Don't worry, we'll spend all our time together climbing trees and drinking kool-aid. You can bring that "Charlotte" personality with us. Actually you seem like a pretty cool person, I'd love to get together sometime and let you cook for me haha. Wait! You're not crazy are you?

Jef..you're email back is pretty good..a lot better then all those lame, predictable and BORING stuff I see out there that couldn't interest a girl to save the guy's life.

But why make it so hard for yourself and come up with new stuff? Because in my experience..using the information she gives you AGAINST her is easier AND works better!

This is her message:

Hi Best Friend,

Can we exchange bracelets that we hand knotted and exchange hand written notes? ... LOL

What's so adorable about me?

I'm not crazy but you sure are thinking I'd cook for you LOL. Well I do cook but come on dont you want to do that together?
What's a typical weekend like for you?

My reply would be..

Exchange bracelets that we hand knotted? What the hell..I said let's be best friends..not best GIRLFRIENDS but I understand..Charlotte also always makes bad assumptions like that

But seriously..what's with all those questions? Are you sure you're not more like agent Scully..because it almost looks like an FBI interrogation over here..jeez

And yes..we can cook together..but you have to promise me that you'll stop being so damn curious about everything miss FBI! And..do I even want to know WHAT you can cook?

Why go that way? Simple Jef, because she'll come up with a reply in which she mentions what she can cook, how good she can cook or whatever..after which a simple "prove it!" will suffice, you can get her number..and the first date has already been set: she has to cook for you.

Et voila!