Me: Hey there cutie.

Her: hi

Me: After a ridiculously quick glancing over your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,
Josh

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.


Her: :] So if it was a laugh you were trying to get outta me you got it . aha. very cute. I'm Stephany and nice to meet you josh ma ex-hub. ;] ahaha.

Me: I'm glad I made you laugh again! Just like the old times. Remember all the cute stuff I used to do? Maybe not.. Nice to meet you again too, since you're going to act like you don't remember.

But I hope you do remember that we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?


Her: Whatever you say Josh. :] aha.

Me: You still don't wanna take responsibility! It was your faulttt!!

As far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.

You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?


Her: No see you couldn't ever satisfy me. That's why i went with Pablo he was amazing ;] ahah.

Me: Ouchies.. That hurt! But I know you're just upset that I've got the dogs. I'll let you hurl your dirt. It's okay honey.


Geez, we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together.


Her: aha, Your to silly. :]

Me:Well thanks for the honesty.


So what have you been up to since Pablo?
Anything fun happening in our life? Causing any trouble?

Her: Just chill wif ma boys. And you...

Me: I’ve been doing tons of stuff..

Cars are my thing. I love to build them, I love to drive them. That, and boxing. Been doing that the past 8 years. Don't remember when my hands got registered? It's okay.. I still love going out.. I still love the beach, swimming.. Shaking down with my fam.. And most of all.. watching Sex and the City ALL DAY!

Ok, I made that last part up. lol

You are sooo cute.. but I don't think we could ever reconcile the divorce - we are just too similar.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings for me!

Her: And how many of these's similar conversations do you talk to about with other girls Josh Water you are one funny kid. :] aha.

Me: Well, I'm actually a one marriage kind of guy. If it didn't work out once, then I think I'll just chill on the whole marriage thing. Unless it's with the same person.

And I think we should try it again! I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Pablo's number. lol

Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure!

Plus in the mean time we get to be text buddies!
Whatdya say Cuddle Bunny?
~Josh
Her: well im in honduras right now and well i have metro pcs and my phone doesnt work here so ill be back the 5th of july so maybe then i might think about giving it to you. ahaha