k so let me give u the background first.
This girl, HB9, is my ex. I dated her shortly 3 years ago and havent talked to her since. After me, she got into a relationship that's been on going for 2 years now and is still with the guy today (the guy is a huge loser and AFC). She broke up with her bf of 3 years for me the first time, so im pretty sure i can do it again haha. I called her a few months back and we talked for an hour or 2 just catching up then i texted her a little after that and we stopped cuz i think she was scared cuz of her bf. This is and probably will always be my only one-itis so i dun wanna fuck things up with her again. There is instant chemistry between us every time we start talking after not talking for a while. Anyway, i was bored a few days ago so i poked her out of the blue on facebook and she just poked me back so i took that as an IOI and used Whoopie's facebook method so after she poked me i sent her a msg saying:

me - Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

Her - lol you are not a stranger...

Now i dunno whether to just continue with the routine and ignore it and say "So if I would have like slapped you on the ass! You would slap me on the ass back because I did it first?" or switch it up and say something different?? Also, what could i say to make it seem not needy like "oh well its been so long that it sure feels like we're strangers". Please help me with any suggestions on replies or how to continue the convo. I'm usually not AFC but i dunno why sometimes i go into this AFC mode and cant think of easy shit like this lol. So yeah, any help with this would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks,

B.

i guess technically were not strangers, but theres a lot u dont know about me.. for example, when people poke me, I kick there ass! so better watch ur back missy!

im new at this so thats the first thing could come with lol... hope you can use it or it gives u inspiration for something better.

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you could be a model..its too bad your not sexy

Hey man, its only normal to feel like that… It happens to everyone, except robots but i mean hey! robots don't count…

If u use a line that is unlike you, she'll know, cause if u got that good chemistry she'll feel a fake connection in a fake line

But if it's the kind of thing u would say normally, if ur a funny guy, then say it! If i slap ur ass would you slap mine? or u know how parents say "dont accept candies from strangers" you could mix that and get a good comeback

You can look at it as a shit-test she's giving you... and in that case, i'd go with the funny line.

Thanks for the help Sebastian V and Lucky D

LMFAO so i ended up taking your advice cuz im a funny guy and i thought she knew that (clearly not with her response) and this and the results were fairly hilarious. I think this is probably the worst answer i could have gotten from using this routine. So it goes:

me - Oh really. So if I would have like slapped you on the ass! You would slap me on the ass back because I did it first?

her - No?..I dont know where that came from. But thats a different context.

LMAO like honestly, who says that? what a stupid bitch lol. Maybe it was my fault for not putting like a smiley face at the end? Anyway, so I'm thinking I need some major help with this one so if there are any real MASTER PUAs out there, please give your suggestions on how to come back from this and what to reply with next. I'd greatly appreciate it

p.s. i was thinking of replying back with "wrong answer. you're no fun!" but i dun wanna end the convo and i wouldnt know where to take it from there.

Thanks,

B.