So here it is guys I open a hb on myspace with

after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

First Name

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.

she replies:i think you have mistaken me for someone else...

I find this really funny!! wht are some of yalls opinion on this?
I don't know if I should explain but i definitly can't keep going with this role play lmao.

WOW FIRST U ALREADY SHOWED LOW VALUE TELL ME DO U ATLEAST KNOW THESE GIRLS WHEN U DECIDED TO TALK TO THEM CMON MAN U REALLY SHOULD BE PRACTICING OPENERS AND ROUTINES OUTSIDE THE INTERNET U GET MORE RESULTS THAT WAY U REALLY DIDNT SAY A PROBLEM SO UR TEST IS TO GO INFIELD THATS TARGET RICH AND TEST UR OPENERS AND TELL ME HOW U DO THEN TELL ME HOW EVERYTHING WENT HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON

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Firstly, to the guy above me.

Don't write in block capitals.. Ouch.

Anyway, yeah.. a lot of girls are a bit dim and don't get some of my openers, which although it's funny is very annoying! Lol. Now maybe i'd just be like, oh sorry.. I must've got mixed up and then do a more direct opener and hopefully move on the conversation.

Well, least you did better than me. I tried that kind of opener didn't work. However, if I was in your shoes try this:

"Ah, you could be right but maybe from some other past life - you think? Is there such thing as a recarnation perhaps?"

Now that's a good opener - this will clean the mess up and start again. If she response negative then forget her - she's being a bitch and possibly you've activated her bitch shield.

Try it out because you have nothing to lose. Write back whet she response with. Now, again if she writes, "Nope, when you die you die that's it." this is a neutral message - not negative or positive just leaving you with a sense, "Okay, now what?"

Gauge accordingly to her response.

Anyone else has good ideas for this lad go ahead.

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well heres wht i did

Ray: No, I got the right person. In my imaginary world we are divorced. lol =]
I just thought u were cute and decided to send you message! But don't a house in Hawaii sound good to u?

heres wht I think a opener is to get a conversation started even tho she got confused she replayed thats all that matters. And now i am going with direct we'll see wht happens!