It was on facebook. Everything I type is word for word, letter for letter (except for the names). I've never met this girl, but we have lots of mutual friends together and we go on summer vacation to the same city, but we've somehow never met. She's Albanian so I kept that in mind.

Her status read:
going to bed soon... night


My comment on it: ughh u whore, what is the wink there for. (hey.. that rhymed lol)
her: LMFAOOO. blue dre if u relle wanna tlk to me that bad all u gotta do is ask for my number duh!! haha
blue dre: ooo look at little miss confident over here. try harder.
her: LOL little miss confident ahha. no not me at all! i was juss being generous enough to give u my number but ok BLUE DRE ur a great friend..
blue dre:ok since ur feisty i guess i can take it then.
her: lmfaoooo ill message it.
blue dre:good, thats a little less whorey. ur albanian father would be proud.
her: lmfao stop calling me a whore before i have my babi call ur babi!!! bitch.

this is what the inbox read:
1203-XXX-XXXX
i better see a text from u soon! ♥ love ya!

here's what I texted her:

blue dre:hi, its blue dre. and if you thouhgt that ud get more as a first mesage, you thot rong. you dont even get corect speling!
her:lmfaooooo blue dre your so funny!!!

Any way she texted me 3 days in a row and I can't get her off my dick now. Do you guys think I did good?

i'd try to stay away from using stuff like whore in general(where im from its generally only a thing women say to each other in jest) and even more so specifically in text or IM as it's hard to convey the sense in which you are saying it(obviously here you are joking). But in this case she seems to have got that you were teasing her.

I hope you didn't text her too soon, usually i give it a day or two after the number close, but in this case as she has put "i better see a text from u soon", I would have let her wonder when that text was coming a little while longer. I'd be interested to see what other guys think about this.

Apart from that seems fine though.

Yeah I wouldn't have used that whore part unless I was entirely sure that she would get it as a joke, and this time I was. I actually texted like 5 min later.. didn't really think about that part. Letting her wonder when that text comes sounds interesting.

i actually thought it was funny, you did good. gj