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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:38 pm 
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HEADLINE: This is for real (but at least I'm honest) – 27

Good morning. I thought I would give this a try, though I'm not very hopeful I will have much luck. But hey, you can't expect anything unless you ask for it!
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Wow, what a way to start an ad. This guy is not very sure of himself.
So here is the thing - I love, more than anything else, to provide complete oral sex to a woman. It is better to me than receiving, and almost better than sex at all. Sometimes I feel like there could never be too much. I'm serious about this...I think I'm really good at it, I enjoy making someone feel good, and I don't expect anything in return. I'm not opposed to something from you in return, but that is not the point. I like kissing and making out before hand, but I really enjoy getting down to business.
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Well, he gets to the point in sexualizing the conversation but geez! This is a basic ad. First he's unsure of himself but he knows what he wants I guess.
There - I've been honest. I could have told you I wanted to romance you at an expensive dinner, or that I wanted to date you long term, or take care of you when you're sick, but I didn't. I said what I wanted and I'm not leading anyone on.
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At least he was honest. How many women do you think have made it this far in this ad. Most are clicking the back button now
That said - I hope someone will be looking for this and give me a reply back. I'm a nice guy, white, 27, single, d/d free, safe, sane, and attractive. I'll send pics of myself when you reply to me. I don't have a lot of preferences about a woman in terms of age, race, size, etc., I just ask that you be clean (shower at least once a day, okay?), d/d free, safe, and not crazy.
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Oh nevermind, this guy isn't creepy. It's okay because he's a "nice guy" and all. Wow I love his description of what he wants in a woman.
I live in xxxxx close to campus and I would like to find someone in this area, or possibly somewhere else in the county. Looking forward to it!
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Okay, the reason I show you this stuff is so you can see what your competition is like in the online dating world. This post was taken from my local area and on Craigslist in the "Men seeking Women" section. Most all of us would just laugh hard at this post. And if you're on this forum dude, I'm sorry, but it was funny.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:45 pm 
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Another local personal ad.

Headline:Looking for something different – 24 * Pic

I'm looking for someone to match my ambition and share life with. I'm not interested in someone who's content to work 9-5 for the next 40 years, nor someone who parties all the time. I have plans for myself, and expect you to as well. Serious replies only, please.
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Wow, this guy sounds like a whole lot of fun. Starting with his headline it doesn't really grab anyone. It's a pretty generic headline for the most part.

He doesn't describe himself or what he's looking for very well. Plus he comes off as completely boring, and this is a very very short profile.

At least he included a picture

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:50 pm 
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Yet another one that is fun to read.

HEADLINE: want to see a movie? - 28

hello, want to go see a movie? i have a good job, car, and my own place. if you think this sounds good send me a email. don't worry i am not a computer waiting to get your email so i can spam you. send me a picture and i'll send you mine its that simple, peace!!!!!!!!!

p.s. went to see the watchmen and it was great
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I don't know that I'd see a movie with someone I didn' t know anything about. But this guy tries to DHV himself but talks about the wrong things.

At least, he's not a computer at least ready to spam us. Although he might be a online stalker that liked the "watchmen" movie.

I like the idea of asking the reader for an action in the headline. That's cool but a movie is a little cliche'. Then he forgot to describe himself or what he's looking for in his ad. That is a big problem with most of these. Plus he didn't even include a picture.

No girl of any quality is going to respond to this.

I like learning from other people's mistakes!

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Likewise you can learn about how to do online game by reading ads written by women. You will see similarities in many of the ads you read. This let's you know how to taylor your profile for women. Read below.
Headline: You are not nearly as awesome as I am.

That title is a joke...Sort of. I mean, I hope it's a joke. Rule No. 1, you better think you are just as awesome as I am. Love confidence, don't you? I find that some guys get on here to read novels that people write, giving you my life story and all that junk and others strictly click on post that advertise photos. Neither of which this post will have. :-) I don't want to give you a bunch of details about myself and what I'm looking for, because then what would we have to talk about? So instead, I'll make this easy, give you some random things to read and take it from there, eh?
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Hope you're ready to take notes from this. The first thing she writes about is confident people. And then her need for privacy on the Internet which I think we can all understand.

I like the next lines about how if she tells us everything now we won't have anything to talk about later. This shows you it's your job as men to build that comfort and connection with her and get those awesome stories out of her. She wants to share them.
-I am NOT a model, nor am I a model size. Sure, I have big boobs, but I also have a big ass. I'm getting healthy, I enjoy working out and with warmer weather coming around, I plan on hanging outside more often. Anything outside from playing rugby to kayaking, to just camping. So with this point, take away two things: I'm er, 'thick' or whatever you want to use, but a work in progress. (To get healthy...not to impress you.) Annnnd I like being outside.
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I know some of you guys are saying wait this chick is probably some fatso. Hold up, attraction switches are the same amongst all women so we can still learn from this.
-I am a bitch. And I say this with love. I say things that are mean, I may even make you cry, but hey, I'm fucking funny. (There is that confidence thing again.)

-I'm not really religious, but when I say this people thing I'm Satan with a vagina. And I'm not that either. I'm not opposed to religion but I'm just studying up, getting a feel for what I think is true or not.

-I love education. Higher education is a must.

-I also love sports. Hockey is the best sport, period. It's okay if you don't know anything about hockey, but be prepared. :-)

And I think that's about it for me. So I hope I haven't scared you off. And I also hope that I will hear from you soon.
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She gives us some random facts to go on about her personality to see if we are going to be compatible. Things about religion, education, sports, etc. This is pretty normal, this is typical screenign that women do. Don't be sucked into qualifying to these things like most men do, when they respond to the ad saying I LOVE HOCKEY!

Mostly you don't do that because A.) You show your need for compliance to her, thus being needy. B.) Everyone will do this, and pickup artists are the exception to the rule.

Still, you have an idea of if you like her or not. From there we do things as usual but you have some insight into her personality. Be confident, show a little bit of disinterest, and share a good personal short DHV story in our first email to her and she'll come running.

If you have access to read some of these profiles check out what women and men write and see ways to mend the gaps so that you are "different" from what they normally see, and you get hte girl!

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