Out of nowhere this girl I used to talk to comments one of my pictures calling me a skankk... I respond by commenting one of her pictures by calling her a whore.... Me and this girl have had history before and always mess around... So after calling her a whore... She writes me a comment saying...

HB8: That was mean asshole!
Me: Yeaa it was pretty mean... Skank and asshole wasnt very nice either
HB: I apologize hoe ;D
Me: I might forgive you
HB: You will.

What would be a good response to this? Im looking for something C&F... But anything else would be good too


Thanks

Hard isnt it? I cant come up with a good response either Help me out P.U.A's.... Jay Wa where are you when I need you

Ladies first.

You don't need to be cocky funny, nor do you actually need to respond to her at all. There's no obligation for your to be reactive to what she has said - you're the man, you set the frame!

Personally I'd leave her for a week or so then re-open with some other topic on your own terms.

exactly.

Interaction completed.

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Hey mate

I think the key here is to talk yourself up. Don't slag her off back, just talk yourself up. Make yourself the centre of this all. She's talking about you and so are you.... it's like you're famous, film stars have to deal with people talking about them all the time.. saying good and bad stuff.... the angle is "I must be hot sh**, you spend more of your time thinking, talking about me than you do yourself" etc.

Soooo.... tell her this....

"You were right, nice call... I do forgive you. I understand it must be difficult to address someone like me. I get it quite a lot. People are nervous about communicating with the living legend the same way they would be if they met their favourite actor. I know that calling me 'skank' was just your way of overcoming the sense of being over awed that you were experiencing. I'll tell you what. Not only will I forgive you... i'll post you that pic, autographed. I know that'll really make your day "

Bit long winded but this always works for me. I get into a fair amount of these situations and my approach has proved to be flawless, for me anyway. Hope this helps.

confusion is a great tool to get out of tight spots, come back from a face plant or for simple fun.

"her: you will
you: i will what?"

I would anticipate her saying "you will forgive me"

which you now have a whole new conversation from here. More confusion "why would i want to forgive you?"

or random statements...

"unfortunatly its against my religion"
"i could but that would go against my better judgement"

Or call her on the shit test

"does that really work with most men you meet?" and from here you have complete frame control where she will have to chase and qualify back to you.

Like they say, its not over till the fat lady sings. fortunate for me i dont know any singing fat ladies personally.

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