| Yeah no problem. I'll leave out some parts that won't make sense to anybody who isn't local.
Introductions...
ME:
Surrey huh? Well at least you didn't try and play the "no actually i'm from delta" card. That's good; if you can't fix it, flaunt it.
Well now that we've established that you're both shameless and reasonably interesting, you can have a gold star. This is a proud moment for you.
You get my attention with the next message and maybe i'll let you come streaking through old folks homes with me some time!
HER:
Ive been waiting to meet you. Boy with personaility. Ive neevr felt so intrigued by someone. You'd make an interesting partner in crim eim sure of it.
ME:
Well, girl with potential, you're gonna have to wait a while longer cause i'm pretty busy the next few days. But give me your number and i'll call you in a few.
Lets not jump to partners in crime just yet. I don't know if you can hang. 19, cute, very chill doesn't exactly sound like the type of girl I want covering me when the bullets start flyin. You're a good girl. I bet you don't have a bad bone in you
HER:
Boy with attitude, I may not look like much but im pro at being a ninja, id have your back. .. if you could keep up.
ME:
Haha ok jakie chan. I've got a little something for ya. My brothers got this poster in his room, "Ninja Tips for Healthy Living". Tell me which one most applies to you and why:
-Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head
-Cleanliness is next to Godliness. If Ninjas get ketchup stains on their outfit whilst eating out, they throw smoke pellets and disappear. Later, outside, they burn their outfits while screaming uncontrollably at the top of their lungs.
-Mind control is one of the Ninja's most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quite lucrative, and therefore, healthy.
HER:
"-Mind control is one of the Ninja's most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quite lucrative, and therefore, healthy. "
Obviously option C, anything halarious is worth my time:) and i never spill ketchuphaha
ME:
So lets take a quick glance at the tally here shall we. Lets see, so far you're a horribly immoral, shameless, redneck from surrey. Ding ding! I think we have a winner. Tell her what she's won johnny!
"Alright phil, well todays winner will be going home with a brand new, freshly printed, government issued, restraining order! She will not be allowed within 500 miles of "The Boy with Personality" under any circumstances"
HER:
Ahahahah, where did you become so funny. Your gonna have to teach me, my skills need training.
ME:
Ah you know...wax on, wax off. You can be my protege. From now on, you will be known as karate kid. You can call me mr miyagi. Now drop and gimme 50!
Whats your number? We should grab a cup of tea on the drive and throw ninja stars at people who have cooler fixed gears than you
And now, no response
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