I poked her on face book about a week ago, and she didn't poke me back. So I decided to msg her:

ME:
Subject: Hey Punk....
Are you shy or something?


~Shawn

HB:
no not at all, I just don't know you.

ME:
Well...i mean I've been on this facebook thing for quite a while, and you still haven't even said hi .... how rude

I love to meet new people, and my mother told me to never judge a book by its cover......So if I was to open you up like a book. What would the first few pages say?


~Shawn

HB:
lol umm....weren't you in my marketing class? how come you couldn't talk to me in person?

(I'm not sure about this, it was a huge lecture hall type of class. She could have very well been in there, but she doesn't look familiar to me.)

ME:
haha...did we? I didn't really pay much attention to anything in that class lol....
It's prolly for the best we didn't cross paths in there because I could already tell we wouldn't get along.....You come off as having a strong personality....we're too similar...I wouldn't take your shit...you wouldn't take myne....we'd just end up fighting all the time...and then we'd have to have HOT makeup sex, and I CANNOT deal with that type of volatile relationship!
So get this I just read this new personality test in GQ, it's one question..... You're waling down an alley. You see a briefcase....you open it and its full of cash!!! You look around....not a sole. You close the case....check one more time....still no one around. What do you do?


~Shawn

HB:
hmm then how did you find me on facebook then? sorry its nothing personal, but my mommy always told me never to talk to strangers. lol


Any help on where to take this would be appreciated