Me: you are such a little hard ass
HB: am not
Me: you define hard ass
HB: how so
Me: I say or ask something simple then BAM you bite
HB: lol not true at all
Me: calling me a liar?
HB: did i say that?! lol i'm just simply stating that your information is false.
Me: there it is again
HB: :]
Me: this is why we wouldn't be able to get along
Me: we're too much alike
HB: thats not what you said last night
Me: oh what did I say then?
HB: i dont remember completely...but you were saying something about us hanging out to see if we were as much alike as we thought and then you said something like..nope..i dont think so or some shit like that lol
Me: hmmm sounds like something I would say
Me: what do you think?
HB: does it matter if we're alike or not?
Me: depends
HB: on
Me: toes
HB: excuse me? lol
Me: how often could you keep each other on our toes?
HB: oh lol.
HB: thats not really an question that can be answered as of yet
Me: really? I think I already have a good idea myself
HB: care to share?
Me: normally I would
Me: but
HB:...?
Me: I'm going to go out.
HB: ughhhh fine then. call me later.
Me: haha good one
Me: Later

Then I signed off as she was typing. Feedback is welcome.