Ok peeps, i have only got into this gaming thing recently ( a month/6 weeks ago ) and i was talking to an HB9 the other night on msn so thought id share it as i found some parts pretty funny as ive taken the few bits ive learnt and applied them to this online chat.

The girl was REALLY hot so i looked at the history of chat which we last had about 4 months back, i cringed when skim reading it, it looked like a proper AFC had been chatting with her. dont get me wrong, im no expert by any means but i thought the change in her responses were dramatic and felt i could control the whole whole thing which, as you will probably notice, through her slightly.

the girl clearly gets complimented every two seconds so i did what the books and people on here say, the hotter a girl is the more you neg her, well, thats what i did. i also left gaps in time as if i couldnt care less and she kept coming back for more. she became quite predictable.

i hope this is interesting for you all. any improvements you can think of on what i did/said then post it!

((Pash)) not seen you on here for a long time, barely remember who you are...

(HB9) hey

(HB9) erm... u too... lol

((Pash)) lol

(HB9) u ok?

((Pash)) yeah, all gravy, jus got home. you?

(HB9) am ok thanks yeah

((Pash)) cushtie

(HB9) lol

(HB9) where u from again?

((Pash)) living in France right now

(HB9) aww wicked!!!!

((Pash)) for sure

(HB9) i think i remember u?? did u go on webcam once in like a hotel room?

((Pash)) especially as the snows only 2 hrs away

((Pash)) erm, might have tried but it wouldnt have wortked cos of the fire wall

(HB9) am sure it did

(HB9) but nevermind lol

((Pash)) lol

((Pash)) why, you got one too?

(HB9) no.. but u were testin out i think.... i dunno was a long time ago... i just remember the france thing

((Pash)) ah right cool

(HB9) if it was u lol

((Pash)) well how many guys you know in fr ance lol
Little neg there
(HB9) onl u probably lol... but u sed fire wall wont let u use cam... n am sure i saw one lol

((Pash)) your minds playing tricks on ya then

((Pash)) crazy girl!
Neg 1
(HB9) ur crazy one

((Pash)) oh no no no, mad maybe but not crazy lol

((Pash)) you got that whole crazy thing locked
Neg 2
(HB9) lol

((Pash)) so where are you?

(HB9) leeds, uk

((Pash)) ah, so you got the accent?

(HB9) yorkshire... yes lol

((Pash)) haha, quality!

((Pash)) any road
Neg 3
((Pash)) :)

((Pash)) ay op chock an all that...

(HB9) hahaha yeah i guess

((Pash)) cool, its a very indearing accent

(HB9) whats ur accent

((Pash)) like the bristolian one only, not so stupid sounding

((Pash)) lol, fortunatly, i dont have a bristolian one

(HB9) like vicky pollard.. and skins

((Pash)) yer but no... etc

(HB9) lol

((Pash)) na, i dont really have an accent

((Pash)) a few people have said it sounds posh but i think most just think its pretty neutral

(HB9) so.... u have a shit accent.... a shit firewall.... what do u have????
Think she’s baiting for more than i gave here
((Pash)) lol, dont have the firewall now

((Pash)) ... a six pack

((Pash)) but even better than that, a fucking good sense of humour!

(HB9) sounds good

(HB9) tall?

((Pash)) and you?... you cant say anything about your looks or job either!
Learnt this one recently, totally putting her looks out of the picture made her think a little 
((Pash)) 3 things!

((Pash)) im not short

(HB9) sultry, sexy, short

((Pash)) but wouldnt say paticularly tall

((Pash)) i said you cant say about your looks!

((Pash)) FAIL!
Neg 4
((Pash)) you only gave me one that i asked for!

(HB9) well... i dunno....

(HB9) italian,

(HB9) flirty

(HB9) fun

((Pash)) lol, ok... you scrapped through that one

(HB9) i know

(HB9) so.... height, weight, dress sense?

((Pash)) for me or you?

(HB9) u duhhh

((Pash)) im about 5'9/10, muscular build, about 75/80kg and anything from jeans, diesil style boots, shirts, polos etc... maybe a loose tie every now an then ta stand out a bit more...
I start boring myself here
((Pash)) u?

((Pash)) i have other styles though lol...

((Pash)) sometimes its jus a dressing gown!

((Pash)) rarely go out in that one though

(HB9) 5 foot 4.... 8 stone (cant do kg) funky, sexy kinda look.... i like tight tops and love fasion names

((Pash)) cool

((Pash)) this is like an bloody interview.... so why do you want to work for me?lol
Neg 5
(HB9) hahaha

(HB9) so u got a 6 pack

((Pash)) is that an answer? lol

((Pash)) yeah, getting more diffined by the day too as im training for a marathon

(HB9) so when do i get to see it
Here we go...
((Pash)) haha, when you earn enough points to take me out for dinner
Another gem from the book
(HB9) lol....

(HB9) u shud share ur nice body.....

((Pash)) i dont share with just anyone you know
Yep, another from the book
(HB9) u shud share with good lookin girls tho

((Pash)) weve only been talk 20 mins and you want me to get my top off.. tut tut, control yourself
Neg... lost count
(HB9) not off.... lifted up lol

((Pash)) lol, well it all goes back to that old phrase of "ill show you mine if you show me yours"

(HB9) hahaha i dont have a six pack

((Pash)) who said anything about your six pack?

(HB9) well what wud u wanna see then
Her baiting (again)
((Pash)) your pop belly
Best neg of the night avoiding the obvious response
(HB9) cheeky sod
She sends me a pic of her in a bikini and she looks S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G. I have to try and avoid complimenting her!
(HB9) thats m belly

((Pash)) okok, ill stick mine up for a sec

(HB9) ok
I show a pic
(HB9) nice

((Pash)) that was back in summer

((Pash)) lookin better now

(HB9) mmm sexy.. thought id get the live view tho tut

((Pash)) lol

((Pash)) only if you have a cam

(HB9) i dont... justphotos

((Pash)) i havnt even tried my cam yet as i was in that hotel for so long!

((Pash)) ok, well i gotta go get a shower before i head out for some sushi
Thought id leave her wanting more so that next time shes even easier
(HB9) ok

((Pash)) catch you on here again soon maybe... if you dont leave it so long

(HB9) x

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You should be nice to the poor girl and show her yourself when she asks you to, and.......

Naaaaaw! I'm just kidding, you pulled it good.
I didn't quite notice a lot of attraction from her, but you got her interest at least.

You got a bit of piss on the accent thing, I think you should have let that one a bit more of a mystery...

And the stuff about fashion sense got a bit out of you, I think.
You could've played with her a little more on that, as you probably noticed, it kinda dipped a little around there.

But all in all this was not a bad convo.
I like that you put her on hold, but you could try building a little more tension first.. you know, like a little more attraction.
Just to keep her on edge, wondering about you.
Don't let her pin you down. keep her wondering.

("Cheeky sod" ^^, Good response, that one was a beautiful neg.)

All in all a good read
Good luck further with the HB.
I think she's within reach, if you kick the switches during next convo.

(Perhaps play that "Did we have a one-night stand last weekend, I'm so sorry I didn't call. You were good. And tell your friend she was good to.", you know it ? Pretend you're unsure where you know her from. )

lol, its a little late for that one now, i only spoke to her a couple of days ago but i might keep that one tucked away.

think the accent thing got misunderstood, i really dont sound bristolian, did i make it sound like i was? oh dear! lol.

as for the fashion thing, like i comentated, i was getting bored and doing other things (like solitaire) at the time. i really could have used that one a lot better... maybe mentioned leather trousers and big afro wigs or somthing!

anyway, cheers for the feedback wolf, glad ya got a laugh from it.

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