I need help with some good myspace openers anyone that can help??

If her profile is public, pick one of her top friends, and be like how do you them??? ... guaranteed they will respond to that every time.

However, if it's private, I would say something like, "Hey, I was searching for one of my friends, and I saw your page and couldn't not ask you... How do you keep your hair looking so healthy?" .... just made that up now, never tried it, but it sounds like a winner to me

Then once you get them to respond, you can stack from here.

I like that second one Ill give that a try thanks

I use these ones..

"Are you as interesting as you look?"

and


You seem pretty interesting. It seems like there are two types of people in the world. Those that say they do interesting things but you talk to them later and they are in the same old place, and doing the same things and never leave. Then there are the people that actually have interesting lives...which one are you?

feel free to use them if you wish.

but you have to let me know how you did

would these work for facebook too?

^ I don't see why not in most cases. I'd keep it through private messages and keep it playful.

what about a neg opener like Do you know why you suck???? would that be usefull online?

Youngcasinova, that as an opener is coming across as just plain rude. You will get rude responses, and quite deservedly.

My personal fave is just "Hi new girl =]". Slight neg with the label of new-girl yet still coming across as friendly. Then you can transition into other things easily.

yeah I think your right I tried it out and had a like 50% success rate thats not good enough odds for me so what about a screening opener like

Heres a screening question it is absolutely necessary you answer: Peanutbutter Creamy or Chunky????

what about sumthing like that?

So how do you explain that question or her answer when she replies?

I wrote her like wise choice you know that tells me a little about you and then I make up some type of cold read based on her picture and profile I'll paste the last one I tried it on.


so her reply was creamy and this was my reply

you know that tells me something about you. I can tell you are an interesting person with a unique personality. a sweet girl with a little bit of a bad girl buried underneath. A person who is used to being objectified so she puts up this shield in order to try not to get hurt. but once you let the shield down you are a sweet compassionate girl who prolly likes sweet things like puppies n rainbows

either that or you just don't like those crunchy bits in your way when you eat your pb&j you like the stuck to the roof of your mouth action!


she replied sumthing simple like "lol wow"

Yo RyGuy
i used your opener on a HB7 in my class. We never really spoke previously so i thought she would be a good one to try out on.
Here's the message history

MEHey!
How are you finding the assignment for campaign and elections ? i went with the question in which you had to advice the liberal democrats in the end. I was just flicking through your profile and you seem pretty interesting. It seems like there are two types of people in the world. Those that say they do interesting things but you talk to them later and they are in the same old place, and doing the same things and never leave. Then there are the people that actually have interesting lives...which one are you?


HB
Assignment is rubbish. I literally know nothing about politics, have no idea why I chose that module! Doing the same question as you, hows it going?

Oh... me? Nah I'm really boring :-p





I reckon i should hit back with some cocky-funny stuff, thoughts ?
Cheers

I dont know about that "picking somebody in their top friends and asking how they know then" line. If you dont genuinly know that person then you'll look kinda stupid and she'll think your weird when she asks that person if they know you

Ive goten over 30 numbers on MySpace in the last 3 months.

Heres a couple openers taht are sure to work, but you have to have a good profile to get them to respond. I have mastered the art of MySpace pick up. PM me

in the mean time... use one of these

~~~~~

I bet you have been wondering where I have been all your life. Sorry, I got held up rescuing damsels in distress, slaying dragons, freeing captured unicorns and then of course I got turned into a frog there for a bit. So sorry it took this long to get in touch with you.

(Your Name)

p.s.
you are a princess right?

~~~~~~

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

(Your Name)

P.S.
You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii =)

nice one using my opener in part of some politic stuff.. haha i would throw some C&f. but not too much.. maybe a playful neg? your choice