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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:30 pm 
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I'm not a big believer of online game. I believe pickup shoud be done in field. But i have tried online game and had some success. I saved a conversation where i managed to get her to add me on msn. I then number closed her on msn as well. I've put this here for those who want to see how its done. I'm always open to critisim though.

This girl was probably a HB8.5 judging by her profile picture. I read her profile and it said "I find 1p's and 2p's annoying" i thought wtf?!?!?

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Me: You don’t like 1 & 2p coins. We’re so breaking up. I want my C.D’s back.

Target: hahahaha
you like the little copper buggars dont you?!
Me: Damn right. Geez...what did the “Copper buggars” ever do to you?
Target: they’re insignificant. they always end up filling my purse, therefore making my bag heavier, which means more work for me. :)

Me: So you’re lazy. Any other negative qualities I should know about?

Target: haha thank you. well, other than i hate 1 & 2p coins, no, i cant think of anything.

Me: In that case we’re so getting hitched. It’ll be one of those little white chapel las vagas weddings. What do you think?

Target: hah yes. and we can both wake up in the morning with a huge hangover, and a ring on our finger!

Me: oh Geez...and there was me thinking i’d be a traditional man and get you an ebay engagment ring. I’d get it mailed to your house, so we don’t even have to meet beforehand.

Target: well that just sounds perfect to me. a dream come true!

Me: Whats your ring size? x

Target: haha i actually dont know, i didnt know they had ring sizes!
i have small hands. so small i guess hahha. x

Me: Just kidding. I’m not that easy. I’ve got to be impressed first. Tell me something about yourself that would impress me.

Target: I have a big mouth?

Me: Was that meant to be impressive!! I’ll give you a second chance. Try Again.

Target: oh i don’t know. why do i need to impress you? (SHIT TEST)

Me: I have high standards. but if you don’t know? i’m sure there is more to you then what you’ve said. (SHIT TEST PASSED...just about though!!)

Target: Okay, i’ve got a really good one! I can fly.

Me: Superwoman hey. I like the sounds of that. thats what i call impressive. a women that can quite literally sweep a man off his feet.

Target: Well hey. i’m glad i impressed you.x (IoI…time for close)

Me: You’ve just got to get over you’re dislike of coppers then we’re cool.

I’m curious about you...my msn is xxxxxx@xxxx.com
...add me and maybe we’ll talk more.

sorry no marriage yet. x

[my name]

Target: haha well. thats a lot to ask. and so is marriage. i added you. X

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I then number closed her on msn. I've texted a few times but i live too far away to meet up with her. Sorry i didn't save the msn conversation so i can't show you guys.


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