I need some Comments and Criticism on my IM game. Any info is helpful. Thank you

Me - Are you a shy person?
Her - Depends whether i feel like opening up or not
me - well what kind of person are you? its impossible to be both
her - im mostly not shy
me - ok good. i cant stand ppl who arent up front and outgoing with ppl. although you could work on making guys earn ur sn before giving it out (took me 3 messages)
her - haha
me - i mean how do i know your not some freak lookin to meet me in a dark ally and rape me
me - so no witty comeback? your just gonna admit to being that freak and continue to stalk me?
her - no omg (i thought this was to the first one)
me - i guess i lost service and never got your other txt till i sent that one. im driving my mom to get her hair done.
her - oh cool
me - i gotta go but since your not shy and im still on edge about who you really could be why dont you send me a picture of you with a sign that says something creative
her - how bout just of me
me - afraid your not creative enuf for the sign?
(i think her phone died her but i will repost what happens next. i have to leave)

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-dw3llz