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| Lemarc | PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:13 pm | |
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Here's some of my myspace game from a few months back on this HB 7 on my friends list I didn't know at the time.. Now we've met and are pretty good friends.
I can hook up with her anytime, it just sucks she lives pretty far away and she's not that important for me to go and see her, Plus I'm fucking lazy!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Moreno
Date: Mar 5, 2008 4:06 AM
Me- you hit me up but don't say nothing to me.. you're cool
Girl- ohhhhhhhhh.
HI :]
you looked like a cool kid so i added you.
Me- Do you always hit on guys this way. I'm flattered, But you didn't study hard enough for the test. I'll give you a B- for effort.
Girl- I'm not hitting on anyoneeee..
i didn't know i had a test.
hahaha.
-Me: it's ok, you didn't randomly grab my ass like the last strange girl so i'll let it slide this time missy. But as the test goes, you have to be a minimum height of 5'0 ft to take it. I think you might be a few inches shy and that's with heels.
Girl- hahhaa you seem like an interesting person.
But yeah im not 5"0 im like 5"6 without heels :]
-Me: hmm.. like.. fresh prince of bel air interesting?? And I don't mind someone who reaches up to my stomach, i just wanna know if you're big enough for the ride.
Girl- hahha YES like fresh prince of bel air interesting but like times 2.
ya dig?
ha are you like 6 foot?
-Me: There you go flirting with me again! You're just saying that to get in my pants. I think my parents warned me about girls like you.
And yesss my dear, I'm 6'1 or 6'2.. One of the two. I think i should hook you up with a 5'5 mexican guy straight from mexico(She's Colombian).
Girl- Ewwww i don't like mexicans okay buddy.
they are short and not my type.
And im not flirting jeez i just think your interesting.
hahah. (:
okay gosh don't flatter yourself so much.
Well with heels im almost 6 foot. hahaaha
-Me: I just realized i like shorter girls. We wouldn't work out, you're too tall. You'd make me feel short. But you could be ariel, that girl who's just about as cool as kevin(Me).
Girl- hahhahahaah.
You just crushed me dreams kevincito i thought we could be possible soul mates.
and im just joking im only 5'5.
:]
i wish i was 6 foot i would so join the nba baby.
-Me: I think you're perfect height right now to be the ball boy... er girl i mean haha.
Yeah, you cheated on me, i wanna divorce. You can keep the couch and the dog.
Girl- what do you mean ball boy?
i am a baller!?
haha i already knew that.
:]
Okay you can have the little beat up car :]
i get the mercedes.
-Me: Oh i get the ford pinto huh?!?!?! That's nice of you. While you're at it give me your hott friend's number, I'm sure if you can't handle me i'm sure somebody could.
That's unless you can tell me three good things about yourself I might reconsider.
Girl- Be happy about the pinto ahha.
And first of all i am a Stallion okay.
No one can handle me :]
Sure i will give the hooker down the street your number ok (:
hahaha
More banter and number close..
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